The Great Cornholio Robbed a Circle K on West River Drive
Maybe he just needed TP for his bunghole?
The Kent County Sheriff's Office shared a photo of the suspect to Facebook, wearing his shirt pulled over his head Cornholio-style.
According to their post, he's wanted for robbing the Circle K in the 4800 Block of West River Dr NE last month. In the early morning hours on September 22, he entered the store and demanded money before fleeing on foot with the cash.
Aside from his shirt-over-the-head look, the suspect is described as a possible Hispanic male, 20-30 years old, with a scruffy mustache.
And for anyone who doesn't get the Beavis and Butthead reference... here you go: