Today we learned that 90210's Luke Perry is now a member of AARP.  That means he gets all of the benefits of the American Association of Retired Persons!  Discounts at restaurants, concert venues, stores, and more!  Exciting!  (Not really)  Also on the show we revisit the YouTube hit "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen", we ask the question "do you look at your poop?", and we asked Intern Bethany what she has learned so far while working on the show.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!