Horatio Coates is a 46-year-old man who lives in Oklahoma. Well, now he lives in Oklahoma... in pain. Horatio attempted to rob an Oklahoma City, Dollar General store, but it did not work out so well. While trying to rob the place, with underwear on his head, the manager just so happened to have a better weapon then him. 

Oklahoma's News On 6 reports that the Dollar General manager had an aluminum baseball bat on hand and the 911 call actually picked up all the audio of the manager hitting the thief in the head with it. I guess if you want to rob a place, you better be prepared for the consequences.

Interestingly enough, you would never think it, but an aluminum bat hitting a skull makes a strange 'TING' sound. The thief had to be hospitalized for the injuries and was later arrested for burglary. You can see the news story and hear the 911 call below, the call is very clear and graphic.