Well okay, he's only like me in some ways. In fact, only one way, and that is his love of drunk texting. Or was his love of drunk texting, I suppose. When intoxicated, you always think that the texts you are sending make perfect sense, and well, it's hard to slur your texts (actually, it isn't that hard).

According to fitperez.com, Tim quit drinking because of his love of drunk texting.  He explains:

"I only learned how to text because back when I was drinking, I would get in trouble when I would call my wife, and she would find out I was drinking. And then I started slurring my texts, and I figured hell, I gotta quit drinking. Thank God nobody knew anything about Skype back then — I would've never stayed out of trouble!"

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