Earlier this morning, the ever sexy and lovable Vin Diesel posted a 7-minute-long video on Facebook that featured - among other things - him lip syncing/singing to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" and dancing to Beyoncé's "Drunk In Love". No explanation needed, I guess. Just "here I am! Shaking my moneymaker!"

This is the greatest thing you will see today.

Now, there are a lot of important questions brought up by this video. For instance, where is he that it's already so bright outside? Why would he take video of this and then share it with the 63 million people who like his Facebook page? And also, is he high?

Watch as he he tenderly touches his crotch, and then expertly pantomimes riding on a surfboard. This is the ultimate selfie. Well done, Vin. Well done.