In need of a gag or strange gift for that lady in your life?

These might just do the trick and offend her, too! LOL

braZing ($13–$18) at The braZing

 

Pretty bra straps: because regular bras don't have these already?

 

BraZing embellished bra strap covers

 

 

 

Cuchini ($16.95) at Cuchini.com

 

Camel toe an issue for you? Well, this is a sticky pad for your undies that will keep that from happening.

 

Cuchini 

 

 

 

Emergency Bra ($29.99–$49.99) at EBbra

 

Yeah, when suddenly there's just noxious fumes in the air, this will save your life.

 

Emergency Bra

 

 

 

GoGirl ($12.99) at GoGirl.com

 

This is probably the most useful item on this list. Whether you're camping or just in an emergency where you have got to go, this will keep your pee off your leg.

But as a gift? No. No. No.

 

GoGirl peeing funnel

 

 

 

Boob Glue ($34.95) at Bosom Couture

 

To stick them somewhere where they don't normally go? What?

 

Boob Glue

 

 

 

My New Pink Button ($29.95) at My New Pink Button

 

This will make a part of your body pink. Um, probably not ever necessary.

 

My New Pink Button labia dye

 

 

 

Also: pink everything

 

Just because it's pink doesn't mean she'll love it.

 

stupid pink products aimed at women

 

 

 

Fresh Breasts ($11.99) at FreshBody.com

 

Does she have sweaty breasts? Well, this cream will keep them fresh and not oily like lotion would do.

 

Fresh Breasts anti-chafing boob cream

 

 

 

 

Midol ($6.01) at MedshopExpress.com and Pamprin ($4.05) at Soap.com

 

Yeah, I mean she might have cramps or irritability.

This one won't offend her at all ;)

Pain relievers marketed towards women

 

Check out the list HERE.