Old MACDONALD had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O, With a moo moo here, And a moo moo there, Here a moo, there a moo, Everywhere a moo moo, Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.  What animal would you be?

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What animal would you like to live as for a day and why?

  • My son Kaleb wants to be a monkey. Why? So he can throw poo. Weirdo
  • A cat so I could eat, sleep and do nothing
  • Gorilla cuz they seem so free spirit
  • A dog, because if someone mistreated me people would care.
  • I'd be a BAT!! Their super cute & misunderstood ......
  • Bird, so I can crap on people.  Look in Windows, sing out loud.  Fly high. Has to be a big bird(no, not the yellow one from Sesame Street)
  • A bird, the view you can have ♥ plus if I'm mad at someone, I can crap on them. :-)
  • I would be a bird! Not only could I see the world from a different perspective and travel for free, but I could also poop on the people that have pissed me off. Happy Monday!
  • Can I just be a mermaid
  • A dolphin so I could explore the ocean and there never alone so there's not much to be afraid of
  • I would love to be a corgi because they're my favorite pet and I just love them and then also possibly a bird
  • Black Jaguar or Horse both are my favorite animals.
  • I would want to be a killer whale I love the water and have always thought they were such beautiful creatures. My son said he would be a wolf they are his favorite animal and he loves when they howl ☺️
  • If I could be an animal for a day. I would be a BIRD. So I could spend my wings and fly around and be free...
  • #qotd... Id wants to be a panda bear because they are just so darn cute!!!
  • I would love to be a bird for a day, to be able to fly thru the air and see everything from above but also drop a poop on people that I don't like
  • I'd like to be a gazelle, they are amazing in thier running.
  • Good morning Connie and fish I would choose to be an eagle so I can fly wherever I want to go
  • Text question of the day: I would like to be a cat for a day. Sleep as much as I want and scratch and bite people I don't like
  • River otter!!! I would swim around all day and play with friends and munch on snacks!!
  • #TQOTD if I could be an animal for a day...thought long and hard about this. I wanna be a bird so I can just fly around pooping on people/cars that annoy me. Plus the views of the city for the day would be amazing!
  • If I was gonna bean animal for a day I'd definitely be a giraffe. Idk if it's my alter ego because I'm short....? Idk I just like the giraffe. They can stick their youngest out in a satisfying way too!!!! #alterego #COSinvaders!!!!!!!!!!
  • #TQOTD I would be a male lion. That roar is amazing. #rawr
  • I want to be my cat because it is crazy to mean it's a lot of
  • I wanna be a bear so I can go down to your studio and individually game end each of you.
  • I want to be a wolf because I've always been fascinated by them. Are you going to have a wolf tattoo on my shoulder
  • I would be an owl so I could be up all night and fly we're I wanted but mainly just sit around
  • My daughter says A trash panda (raccoon) so she can scare people and my son says a bird...but not a trashy bird.... weirdos!
  • I'd like to be a kangaroo for a day So I can kick everybody in the ass that is annoying to me
  • I would be either an eagle or a sea turtle because their views would be spectacular
  • I would be a lion because first it my favorite animal. Second I get to kill things (is that bad). Third, it is just plain awesome.
  • A puppy dog... They get a lot of cuddles
  • A bald eagle Bc then maybe just maybe I'll get some respect
  • A spoiled loved house cat
  • I would be a cat - get to be lazy all day and do absolutely nothing except sleep and glare at people to go away
  • Seriously who wouldn't want to be this guy for a day?! My cat, Bob is who I want to be.
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  • I would be a crow if I could. The ability to fly would be incredible. Plus crows are extremely smart. They have always meant a lot to me. If you ever get a chance to read the Native American story of the crow light bringer I would.
  • Tqotd- Id be a killer whale. They seem like bad Asses. That's all.
  • I've always wanted to be a bird because I'd love to fly.
  • I would either want to be a bird so I could just fly high in the sky or a dolphin so I can explore the ocean
  • I would be a capybara...a very uncommon but still pretty fat rodent
  • I would be a bald eagle because freedom
  • A hawk. I want to soar free above the world.
  • TQOTD...a snow leopard. Because they are incredibly independent and strong, also considered to be quite calm and who doesn't think they are so amazingly beautiful!
  • If I could be any animal for a day.. I'd be a kangaroo. I could hide snacks in my pouch all day and be a boxing champ with my kangaroo fighting skills. Happy Monday! ❤ LADIES weekend was awesome.
  • I would want to be an Elephant because they are so smart and remember so much! Plus having a trunk would be dope
  • I would like to live as a peregrine falcon so I know what it's like to fly free and dive at a max speed of 240 mph.
  • Id wanna be a sloth. I could chill out all day snacking, take my time going anywhere and I'd be so ugly everyone would leave me alone
  • If I could be an animal it would be a rock because I don't have to do anything..... Lol jokes aside I would be a bear in hibernation because I get to sleep the sleep I don't get to sleep
  • I want to be a llama so I can spit on people
  • I would be a pig. Think about it....you get to roll in mud, eat all you want, and the best part....pigs have a 20 minute orgasm! #pleasurepleasurepleasure
  • I would be any kind of bird, it would be so cool to fly around for a day
  • I'd be an otter!! What could be better than swimming around all day eating shellfish?!
  • my seven-year-old daughter says a narwhal because it is the unicorn of the sea and my 13-year-old daughter says a fox because they're cute and she wants to know what they do all day.
  • Unicorn
  • Squirrel!! My favorite animal
  • #tqotd otter! SO could play in the water and sleep!
  • It would be cool to be a my cat. He's soft, lovable, and friendly.
  • A chipmunk. So I can see how they are squirreling their way up my siding. And living in my ceiling.
  • I want to be one of my cats because they are spoiled rotten!
  • Sloth-because everyone and everything is hurry hurry hurry people would have to be ok with me moving slow
  • I would like to be a Cheetah, cause how fast they can run
  • A pig so I can orgasm for 30 minutes
  • I would like to be a buck deer in the rut So I could go around and mate with all the ladies LOL
  • Also, you're supposed to get fat for winter so I wouldn't mind just eating and hibernating
  • #TQOTD I would be a mink bc they are adorable and I would be able to swim around like a boss and crawl around on land and explore down in small places like rocks and caves and whatnot
  • Unicorns are majestic as fuck
  • A Dragon. I would be awesome.
  • My daughter would be a dolphin. She calls them her spirit animal. She is a competitive swimmer and she thinks they are so smooth and fast in the water and sweet-tempered.
  • I'd want to be a Pomeranian because I'd love to be small, furry, & cute with all that attitude! Plus I could just bite people who irritated me.......that's just about everybody!
  • I would like to be an eagle Majestic and graceful which I am not and I could poop on people that were bad LOL
  • dolphin
  • I called earlier, I wanna be a fly so I can spy on people especially Congress
  • Hummingbird
  • SEA TURTLE!
  • My husband wants to be a "Zeke" that's our dog. He's adorable.
  • Be a penguin... permanent tuxedo
  • An elephant! They are my favorite animal. They are so majestic and beautiful and the babies are the cutest!
  • I wanna be a bird but a Cardinal because it always brings joy to people because of everybody's superstition after they lose they love and it was my grandmother's favorite bird
  • I would like to be giraffe since I'm so short and would like to look down a people for once
  • Well I guess if you're going to accept a unicorn I'm going to have to go with Bigfoot just so you can go around and mess with people all day long and get your picture taken
  • Have you noticed most of the responses were people wanting to be ferocious animals? Yup, there's a lot of grief n anger these days.
  • Pygmy goat... they're adorable and they act like idiots without judgment