What Did PMS Make You Do? – TQOTD

Fish and I were cracking up this morning when we came in and saw this: On this date In 1994, Melanie Griffith changed her mind one day after filing for divorce from Don Johnson. She explained, quote, "I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy." It did make us curious … so we made it the …

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What did PMS make you do?

• PMS made me cry over being hangry, get mad about lack of ice cream and demand my husband scratch my head and back daily.... #psycho #pms #besthusband
• Help Me..... My son went off to college and left me all alone with 3 PMSing girls all on the same cycle. I'm way out numbered. The MONSTRATION start in 3 days.
• PMS made me eat a whole package of Cadbury eggs. The gooey ones😁
• I was PMS'ing realty bad and instead of staying home to help me with the kids my husband decided to leave and I got so angry that I broke his prescription glasses in half and then took his work uniforms out of the washing machine and dumped them on to the laundry room floor soaking wet
• PMS made me Freak out on my husband for cutting an Apple wrong ! Really, is there a wrong way? My PMSing self sure thought so!
• PMS made me eat 5 whole cans of salt and vinegar Pringles in one day 😂 Honestly no shame. I'd do it again
• Yesterday my boyfriend asked me if I was alright. I was, but for some reason instant tears?
• Every time I hear the song "puff the magic dragon" I sob like a baby.
• I dropped a plate of mashed potatoes on the carpet. Started crying - my boyfriend offered to help me clean it up. I then started sobbing hysterically while blubbering "I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!!" as I scooped mashed potatoes up with my hands. Five minutes later, I was fine.
• My boyfriend came home from class and said his friends invited us to lunch. I hurriedly grabbed my shoes, but couldn't find any socks. I searched and searched and there were no socks to be found. (I must have put all of them in the hamper or something) I fell on the bed and cried my eyes out. After about 15 minutes, my boyfriend came to check on me and found me in a pile of tears and goo and sadness. He asked why I was so distraught and I just wailed "I CAN'T FIND MY SOCKS". He laughed for a solid minute before he pulled my sandals out from under the bed, I calmed down, and we left.
• I was making eggplant parmesan and I dropped it on the floor taking it out. It was unsalvageable. I cried myself almost into hysterics, on the floor, next to my spilled eggplant parm.
• I had a dream where I had to give away my stuffed animals. I was crying in the dream and I woke up sobbing, and then kept sobbing at the thought of having to give them away. I was 27 when I had the dream
• I was making a frozen pizza and went to pull it out of the oven but it was stuck. I tried everything and eventually the crust on the bottom was barely there but I was able to lift it out of the oven. It proceeded to flop off the spatula and land upside down on the floor where the dogs greedily ate as much as they could. Instant sobbing. You would have thought I had just lost a family member.
• I was watching Toy Story 2, it was the first day of my period, and I didn't get enough sleep. In short, I was kind of a mess And then that toy store guy stole Woody from the yard sale. I lost it. Like big, ugly, weepy lost it. I've never cried so hard over a movie in my life.
• #pms My husband would hide the good knives
• PMSing made me dump a guy that wasn't even dating me
• I was getting set cut my husbands hair and he started getting mouthy And critical about it mind you I am a master barber and have been cutting his hair f or 10 yrs so i shaved his glorious socks off just in time for his military function he was attending. Never piss off your barber
• I was watching tv. My fiancé was building stuff in the basement. He came up and saw that I looked upset, asked if I was ok. I FREAKED OUT. Crying, screaming.... he just stood there, bewildered 😳. Not bewildered, scared, definitely scared. The next day I started my period and was totally fine
• As childish as it is while PMSing a gamer I was on a game with piss me off enough that I took all of his animals in the game into the swamps in the game
  I lost my mind when my boyfriend didn't get me the right cheeseburger I verbally abused the poor guy from that point on he was always afraid and still is and we've been married 10 years to get me fast food
• My PMS gives my husband sympathy PMS so we bicker at each other back and forth for 5 days.
• I yelled at my fiance and refused to talk to him for a whole day because he made me mad in my dream the night before.
• FYI.... i've had a hysterectomy and I still get PMS once a month.oh the Rage
• PMS made me almost run my brother over with a car.
• I ate an entire fresh dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts. No regrets. None for my daughter. #PMS
• Connie and fish PMS every month makes me so angry I'm in a fit of rage and I will blame my husband for everything wrong in the world if the house is messy I throw things around to get mad that no one's cleaning it and I know I'm acting irrational and crazy and I have no control over it LOL... And after al
• I haven't had PMS in a while as I feel like I've been pregnant forever but pregnancy made me not wash my husband's work clothes because he refused to get me And he's a truck driver so he doesn't do laundry over the week he has to suffer with dirty pants pickles!
• When I worked in a machine shop in North Carolina and had to clean out the tooling cabinet, PMS inspired me to throw a bunch of stuff including expired tomato sauce, a bag of moldy old bread in a gallon jug of pickled eggs. While I felt a lot better after throwing all that stuff away (because it clearly could not have been used for actual machine), the guys were most upset that I threw away the eggs.
• Didn't truly experience it until my early twenties. I was a broke student and at the supermarket. The type of cheese I wanted was $1 more expensive than every other cheese. I burst into tears and couldn't stop crying. For over an hour. I called my mom and sobbed at her incoherently about cheese and that I didn't know why I couldn't stop crying. She just laughed and explained to me that this is how most women experience PMS.
• Not me but my best friend called me at 3am and needed to tell me how tender and hurt all of Ryan Gosling's characters must feel deep down inside. I told her I didn't like him as an actor that much which sent her over the edge crying. We didn't talk for a few days.
• One time my boyfriend said the word banana the wrong way (a tone I didn't like?) And I instantly burst into tears. To be fair, it sounded like he was mocking a piece of fruit, which apparently got to my soul.
• A bird hit our window, and I cried. The bird was fine.
• I sneezed, farted, then started crying. I don't know why. I think I startled myself.
• Got EXTREMELY VIOLENT!! I got married in June and have had an IUD in for 5 years. Got it taken out shortly after the wedding and I had no idea how to deal
• For the question of the day. When I worked in a machine shop in North Carolina and had to clean out the tooling cabinet, PMS inspired me to throw a bunch of stuff including expired tomato sauce, a bag of moldy old bread in a gallon jug of pickled eggs. While I felt a lot better after throwing all that stuff away (because it clearly could not have been used for actual machining), the guys were most upset that I threw away the eggs.
• Made us miss a really good swap
• I haven't had PMS in a while as I feel like I've been pregnant forever but pregnancy made me not wash my husband's work clothes because he refused to get me pickles! And he's a truck driver so he doesn't do laundry over the week he has to suffer with dirty pants
• Connie and fish PMS every month makes me so angry I'm in a fit of rage and I will blame my husband for everything wrong in the world if the house is messy I throw things around to get mad that no one's cleaning it and I know I'm acting irrational and crazy and I have no control over it LOL... And after all
• There's not a difference in my behavior when I'm pms-ing, if anything being aware of it makes me more amiable
• BLEED!!!
• I don't have a pms story but I am pregnant and my emotions are out of whack. I cried watching cars 3 and when my car got fixed. I hope it means I'm having a girl :)
• I threw all the shoes in the house at my husband while he's in the backyard staring at me and then eventually started cracking up
• As childish as it is while PMSing a gamer I was on a game with piss me off enough that I took all of his animals in the game into the swamps in the game which is the most dangerous area and got them all killed yeah I was 16 and he was 10
• I was watching tv. My fiancé was building stuff in the basement. He came up and saw that I looked upset, asked if I was ok. I FREAKED OUT. Crying, screaming.... he just stood there, bewildered 😳. Not bewildered, scared, definitely scared. The next day I started my period and was totally fine
• I was getting set cut my husbands hair and he started getting mouthy And critical about it mind you I am a master barber and have been cutting his hair for 10 yrs so i shaved his glorious socks off just in time for his military function he was attending. Never piss off your barber
• This is my first time texting you guys but after I heard that question I had to do it. I got mad at my fiance for not waking up and getting me dressed and feeding me that I took his money and car keys and left for hours I left a note saying that I've been kidnapped by the end of the day he found me in the basement with pizza ice cream and chinese food watching Disney movies and bawling my eyes out.
• This one time as a teen I was pms-ing really bad. Welly brother had a friend over that had an awful habit of making fun of me. My brother this one time got me so mad when I was in my room I body slammed my door completely off the hinges and it smashed my brother. He took off to hide at his computer. As I was trying to put my door back on the hinges, his friend started to run his mouth. I threw the screwdriver like a freaking ninja star. He flips out at me. I told him it was a warning shot. He never messed with me after that. Apparently pms used to turn me into a wannabe assassin lol.
• I had a dream that my husband was ignoring me and not responding to my questions. I couldn't get over it after so woke up and was mad at him for like two day. 😂#tqotd
• PMS-ing: I woke up one morning and decided my husband had a craving for a breakfast bagel. He had been up for an hour or so before me working on a paper (and of course I was annoyed about something at that point). I slaaaaved away in the kitchen for a good 10 minutes ... bagel toasted to perfection ....egg done perfectly so it would "burst" when bit into ... cheese melted just right. And of course my husband would drop EVERYTHING and kiss my feet for reading his mind that morning. I got into the computer room and set the sandwich down beside him. He looked up, smiled and thanked me and said he couldn't wait to bite into it as soon as he was done. HUH?!? How was he going to sit there and ignore the sandwich??? So I grabbed the sandwich and slammed it on top of his head. Yolk went everywhere ... walls, ceiling, computer .... all over him. I smiled sweetly and walked out the door. I still blame him.
• PMS does sucks sometimes. You know what it made me do? It made me realize that I'm a grown woman and that if I'm going to be so miserable that I make other people around me miserable, I need to see a doctor and get help for that. There's no excuse to treat people like crap, including PMS.
• Lose my brains. I get really dumb. My coworkers all think I'm pregnant each month.
• I screamed at the dog because the dishes were not done. Poor puppy was scared of me for two days.
• One time my husband brought home a dessert from the restaurant he worked at. I ate half of it and put the container in the fridge. The next day he threw it away and when I found out I screamed at him and cried. When he left for work I took it out of the trash and ate it 😂
• One time I was pmsing and couldn't handle the sound of my husband and child arguing. I grabbed my water bottle and proceeded to pour it over my husbands head, mic dropped it and went to our bedroom and slammed the door like an angry teenager.
• Well pms is on a whole different level at my house, we're a married lesbian couple... double the crazy psychotic episodes.... so Maybe one week without pms a month. Exhausting
• PMS- between my 2 teenage daughters and me cycling during the same time of the month the 3 men in the house have no safe haven! Their brothers take so much abuse and try to tell me and all I can do is wickedly laugh at them boys! 😂 😂 😂 😂