What'd You Do When You Were Younger That Your Parents Don't Know

It's Wednesday, and that means it's time for #Secrets! Ever since we got our new Wednesday intern, Cheyenne, we have been having her read some of the #Secrets that you send in. Since she is such a good sport, we like to give her some of the naughtier texts just to get her reaction. This week the theme was "What Did You Do When You Were Younger That Your Parents Still Don’t Know About?"

Alright, now here are most of the #Secrets that we got today:

My secret is when i was a teenager i use to sneak my very cute and hot looking neighbor in my house and up to my room. Yeah my mom would kill me if she knew
Secret: I persuaded my then boyfriend to sleep in my mom and dads bed.... he was so nervous he jumped at every sound, and it was the fastest ballon animals for both of us..... afterwards he said never again! I am not facing your mom, she will tear me apart!!!!
My parents don't know that I snuck out a few times to hang out with some older guys
Secret: My parents still don't know I stole undergarments from a store when I was a teenager.
Stole a package of Chikletts
I was 14 and my sister was 16. And we drove my dad's F-350 plow truck from north of Grand Rapids to Chicago Naval Base. We went to pick up her boyfriend it but we didn't leave until 1 in the morning. Very dangerous and very expensive but I was just along for the ride
Secrets!!! Out camping, we would steal beer and pour it into pop cans and get drunk around the fire with the adults and they never knew it. My dad was such a rule follower, had he known, I’d be dead
Long before I had a driver's license, I would take my parents car out for a spin once in awhile when they weren't home. Tricky part it was a 5-speed, I really didn't know how to drive one.
I sold my parents cigarettes and pot to fellow youth groupers on Wednesday nights in middle school.
When my brothers best friend lived with us my parents nor my brother knew we were dating and played balloon animals in the living room after everyone went to bed
I used to sneak out and take the car. At the time seemed fun 35+ years ago.
Looking back...very Poor decision making on my part, lol.
This is something my mom did and never told her parents. She went to Woodstock.
I lived on a small lake and one time my friend and I snuck out and untied all the paddle boats. In the morning, they all floated down to one end of the lake. No one ever figured out who it was :-) * nothing was damaged. It was just a prank that was a pain in the butt for everyone.
When I was younger, my parents would leave a chore list for my sister and I each day when we were home for the summer. I would put off chores to the literal LAST minute because they got home at the same time every day. Their trips home from work ran like a German Train Schedule. I lied about getting up earl y because I was too lazy to actually set an alarm. As far as my parents knew, I was a well behaved teenager. My sister, she knew better than to rat me out
My parents don't know about me dating
I️ worked at a strip club for a year before I️ moved here
Secrets!! When my parents went on vacation my sister used to drink their vodka and korbel and fill the bottle back up with water because they "knew exactly how much was in each bottle" when they left. To this day they have no idea!
I tell my mom about it all cuz , I lov 2c her face when she didn’t have a clue. We lol
Sammy says swinging. Lol
When I was younger my parents still don't know that I took my pills and I sold them instead of taking them for myself.
I had a huge house party when i wasin high school my parents were away I had over a hundred people and my parents never knew about it
My parents still don't know about the amount substance experimenting I did or the amount of male callers I had....#secrets
Question of the day i use to steal 5 cigarettes out of each pack of my moms and throw them away because i hated the smell so bad
When I was 8 and my sister was 10 she lit the couch on fire while my mom was out. We where able to extinguish the flames. But it smelled like burnt fabric. So we decided to soak it in fabreeze. My mom got home and was questioning us on why it smelled so strong of spray. Looking at my sister she was about to crack. Me being the young devious child had her back. I told my mom I farted really bad. And that was the end of that! We could not belive she got away with lighting the couch on fire!
I drop my parents car when they were on vacation........but I didn't have my license at that time. I'm 34 years old and they still do not know
Right after turning 16, drove to cedar point for the day with a friend. Mom will never know
#Secrets when I was younger, (middle school through high school and into college) I called another woman mom, and my own mother has no clue
I used to skip school often and go horseback riding. I'd always pretend to be my mom and call myself out for the day. Never got caught!
Snuck out of the house
In 4th grade I failed a math test, and I needed a signature on it to show my parents had seen the score. Well, I told my parents the school needed her printed name and signature on a piece of paper to help teachers find out who is forging parents signatures... after I add her signature, I wrote on the paper that this was for the math test that I failed... And stapled it to the math test. Didn't get busted
I spiked the blue raspberry slushy in the cafeteria with everclear my senior year of college (at a private Christian college) and almost got expelled. Thankfully the only evidence they had was an anonymous email so the school had no grounds on which to follow through with the expulsion #secrets
I'm engaged and getting married in August. #secrets
I hit a guard rail with my step moms car, scratched the bumper, dad asked what happened, I shrugged, that worked
#secrets My parents never knew that I was the instigator for our senior prank. We "borrowed" 82 real estate signs and planted them all over the school!
I spent the night multiple times with my current bf, they think I'm at a friend's house
My parents still don't know I went to key West for winter break in college with my boyfriend they never met. They thought I was at school volunteering over break. Instead I was enjoying Duval St and drinks
Ditched grandma's car at mall. Was 17
I used to get night terrors when i was young. One episode was particularly nasty and i actually hit and bit my mom in my sleep and it bruised for days. She still doesn't know it was because i was having a nightmare about a story in one of those horror compilation books she had banned me from reading and i snuck reading while she was out.
My mom had an awful alcoholic boy friend, us kids didn't like him at all. I had my 5 year old brother pee in his bobdywash
I went through a rebellious phase at 17. One time my best guy friend at the time, stole his sisters car, made out in the back seat, drove the car (badly) unlicensed, bought a box of hostess cupcakes at the grocery store, and somehow got away with it all scott free! I'm 25 years old, and I still wouldn't tell my mom! She's have a heart attack.
When I was 14 I went house shopping with my mom. One of the houses we looked at was vacant. Later that week I threw party with about 10 of my friends and that vacant house
My parents dont know that I had balloon animals all over there house and pool
#secret My mom just told me she would have her younger siblings drink laundry detergent then proceed to stuff them into the dryer
I borrowed the car without asking when I was 16 and went to a rock concert, and then got in a car accident. I parked the car in the street that night and said nothing. The next morning when they finally noticed the front grill all crashed and asked what happened, I denied everything. To this day they really think someone backed into the car on the street
Skinny dipping in Lake Michigan with a group of friends in high school
#secrets. Snuck across-border into Mexico to party when visiting grandma. She lived in Btownsville TX
#secrets I got my dog drunk when I was 7. They never figured out why he was so weird after that.
My boyfriend used to live on the same lake as me but on the other side. When we were 15 we used to both sneak out of our houses and break into a golf course by our house. We laid down on the putting green and made out #secrets ps we are still together 7 years later
My parents have NO idea I was a stripper from age 18-22. I was very lucky because I work at places where all the girls were only doing it to pay their way through school or support kids and families. I still stay in touch with some of them and we are very close, but I know it was very risky because most str ippers don't end up turning out as good as we did. My parents came to visit one time and wanted to see where I worked, thank God the restaurant I lied to them that I worked at was closed that week for remodeling! #secrets