What’s The Dumbest Thing You Did As A Kid? – #TQOTD

This might go down in history as the best #TQOTD we have ever done on the show.  You all did some insanely crazy stuff as kids.  Like seriously, how are half of you still alive?

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Dumbest thing you did as a kid?

• I used to take my mom wine coolers off the counter. take them to my room and hide in my closet and drink them and then I got caught meanwhile I'm 7. I was a horrible child
• I grew up near a golf course in Madison and my sisters and I used to go take the four wheelers over and make the front of the golfers until they hit golf balls at us and then we'd ride away
• Ok we had a small barn for our house when I was about 10. My first, friend and I climbed on the barn. I was afraid of heights and couldn't get down. I cried for my little sister to get my dad for help. He came down there and laughed at me. And told me he wouldn't help me but that I had to jump myself. It was about 5ft off the ground... lol. I eventually jumped and am still afraid of heights today. He also would talk us into climbing trees and then throw rocks at us.... lol. I never beat my fear of heights but laugh every time I tell this story.... lol. Love my dad!!!!
• I was riding my BMX with no shoes on decided to cross a fern field to go to a buddies house at a high rate of speed Fern stock went in between my toes 17 stitches later I have a scar and a story
• I took a rock and wrote "Stephanie loves Nathan" on the side of my aunts truck. The truck had just been repainted. I tried to lie and say I didn't do it but my name is Stephanie so my mom didn't believe me.
• I jumped off a cliff with a friend into a strip pit. It was 60 ft tall. Not smart
• I once used a mirror as a slide. That didn’t end well.
• The dumbest thing I did as a kid occurred when I was about eight years old. We lived in the middle of a farm field and after a good week of rain my brother sister and I including some of our cousins decided it would be a bright idea to bury ourselves in the field up to our waist. So that's what we did and we looked like you and flowers planted in the field and thought it was hilarious until Our parents found out yelled a little bit and then decided to rinse us all off with the garden hose. Now the water gets colder the longer it's on and I was one of the last ones to get rinsed off. It felt like I was going to die of hypothermia. We still laugh about it to this day.
• Tqotd-When I was around 4 or 5 my friends and I decided it would be fun to throw giant rocks in the air and run away from them. I chucked a big rock into the air and it followed me. It crashed down on my head and I blacked out. I still have a little dent in the top of my head.
• My sister and I played with the old-fashioned lawn darts that were actual long metal steel darts and we played them in the basement of my grandmother's home needless to say one of us one of us ended up with a giant Dart in our arm
• Dumbest thing as a kid is filling a super soaker with all sorts of different chemicals gas included kill the Wasp nests around the house in the peaks and such but when I was as all done thinking I did a good deed the paint was leaking and peeling off down everywhere My dad wanted to kick my ass! Lol
• I was 2 and ate a snail and the vomited all over my grandpa and started yelling cuz I thought it was his fault I got sick
• Dumbest thing I did.. I was maybe 6 and stuck a red-hot candy up my nose. It burned for about the hr it took to get it out...
• When I was about size, we are on the highway waiting to get off at Disneyland. It was a hot day out and for some reason, I thought I needed to have the windows up and I was sitting on my dad's lap. The driver has all of the controls of the Windows. My sister was laying out the passenger side front window when I decided to shut her window and shut her head outside of it that wasn't a good idea
• #tqotd when I was a kid the stupidest thing I did was hop on an airplane for the first time by myself at the age of 17 fly halfway across the United States to Texas from Michigan to see my 21-year-old boyfriend was in the military to this day my parents still don't know my grandfather did before he passed away he took it to his grave
• When I was in the 4th grade I cut down a pine tree in my parents front yard, stole ornaments off the tree inside and put up an epic Christmas tree in my treehouse. I couldn't wait for my dad to wake up from his nap so I could show him my tree.. little did I know..I shouldn't have cut down the landscaping
• Once when I was a kid I wondered what it was like to be blind, so I closed my eyes and walked across the living room....right into a windowsill #tqotd
• I stole my mother's lipstick from her purse and went down the road and drew all over the road with it like it was chalk. And all over the stop sign. She made me go back and scrub it with a sponge to clean it once she found out.
• There were 2 things that my sister and I did. The first was to kick a soccer ball thru the middle of a sliding glass door in the middle of winter in CA. The second was to have a full on power fight during the day when we were supposed to be getting ready for a school concert. Neither of them were pretty.
• The back of my elementary school had a huge electrical box. My friends and I would stand on the shoe scraper stand and climb up the box by grabbing the "cords" attached to the box to climb up onto the roof. Played up on the roof all the time. My husband almost had a heart attack when he saw it. He said we could have been killed. I pointed out that we could have but we didn't.
• Dumbest thing I did as a kid.. I wrote on paper with a wood burning pen in my dads den.. Was pretty close to burning my house down.
• My sister and I used to wait for the school bus by ourselves after our parents had already left for work, we came up with this awesome game where we would wait for cars to be coming down the road and we would see who could run across the road with the least amount of time before the car hit them.... Cool game, right? Only from the "minds" of babes...
• When I was little (between 6-9 yrs old) my brother who was 9 years older than me, and his friends would jump their Yamaha dirt bikes from the ramp to ramp in the top of the barn at the Gamble's farm. I was dumb and wanted to hang out with my brother because I thought he was cool back then, so I would lay on the ground between the ramps for him and his friends to jump over!
• My sister reminded me that when I was young and with our babysitter I noticed a knob that pushed in on the door of the back seat. I pushed it in and then a minute later it popped back out. I pulled it out and then stuck my finger it. I started to scream. It turns out that it was a cigarette lighter. I burned my finger so bad that it changed the pattern of my fingerprint forever.
• For the text question of the day the craziest thing I did as a kid. I did a lot of things on a dare, like ran around the yard in underwear in winter, or jump of the roof of my house, Ran thru a fire pit with hot coals in it.
• The stupidest thing I did when I was younger would have to be when my cut a hole in my parents water bed because I wanted the "blue paper"
• I hope I still have time for the text question of the day..when i was younger my sister and I thought it would be a great idea to throw a basketball from the driveway up to my sister's second story bedroom. I was on the ground and it's not my fault that she could catch the ball that I threw into the downstairs window. Oops...we got in a bit of trouble when my dad came home.
• I was swinging on a rope swing and fell in the river and broke my ankle and it shattered into pieces I had to have surgery for 4 1/2 hours and that was the beginning of my summer vacation!
• So my kid did something really stupid over the weekend. He attempted the Kylie Jenner lip challenge Saturday morning. His buddy had a bday party/sleepover Sat. Night. My kid went to the party looking like a duck like he had an allergic reaction. He tried to play it off telling people he bit his lip ‍♀️gotta be smarter than the suction cup, kid!
• I was about four or five and I stuck a bobby pin in my light socket I killed the power to the entire house. Yeah, not real sure why I did that but I still remember it.‍♀️
• I got stuck in the clothes Shute as a kid.....mom was pissed....lol
• #TQOTD when I was in elementary school our family watched A Christmas Story. I remember going to school the next day and daring kids to stick their tongue to the railing in mid-winter. Thankfully none of them got stuck but quite a few did it!
• TQOTD: When I was a freshman in high school, I carved my boyfriend's name in my ankle using a thumbtack. Luckily you can't see it anymore ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️
• Not the dumbest thing I ever did but my brother and my cousin they peed up the side of a barn to see who could pay the highest and then they blamed it on me they did not know the difference at that time they were so little
• When I was 15, I ran away from home, hitchiked across the US, ending up working in a bar, lying about my age. Etc. I have been working too fricking long lol
• The dumbest thing I did as a kid was when I was 3. I took a stick of butter off the counter, got a knife, and buttered my dog. Yep, I put butter all over my dog and my mom was pissed
• I shot a foam arrow at a car with my brother
• I thought I was he-man and had the power. So I used a curtain as my sword and as I was putting the sword away in the holster I stabbed myself in the waist. Big, huge cut by my appendix area. No stitches, but I should have had some. It was pretty cool!
• Morning guys today is my daughter Addison's 10th Birthday. We listen to you every morning and makes you make it so much better. We think you guys are glorious!
• When I was a freshman in high school I was on the Varsity softball team and the girls dared me to Moon the other team from The Dugout. I got busted by the first base and kicked out of school for 3 days
• #Questionoftheday when I was 15 I gave myself and my best friend a not so awesome tattoo. Using a sewing needle and India ink
• Dumbest thing I did was try and sneak out my window when I was a teen but ended up getting my foot caught in the blinds string, I ended up falling out the window and taking the blinds with, needless to say my dad came running to my room and asked my friend where I was as she pointed to me out the window, yup grounded for a while
• I was rollerblading and my cousin asked to help move a go kart. I lifted up the front while still wearing rollerblades and fell and dropped the go kart on my legs. Thankfully I only ripped a hole in my brand new pants but my mom wasn't happy.
• When I was five my sister dared me to jump off the diving board in the deep end of a public swimming pool and I couldn't swim. I I took her there and jumped off of the diving board and started to drown and a lifeguard had to save me. There were hundreds of people at the pool that day. She was my older sister and bribed me for years so that I would do things for her so she wouldn't tell our parents what I did
• Hi guys well me and my best friend when we was younger we would tie fish line to a purse put it in the middle of the road to see who would stop to try to grab it and when they went to grab it we would pull on the string we got few people then one night a cop stop and we did it to him but he caught on to it he chased us for a bit we got caught he took us home to our parents we was grounded for a month
• I put my mom's keys in a outlet. while she was trying to unpack to find the outlet covers.
• Dumbest things I did as kid is 1 I was playing with matches and my hair caught on fire and the 2cnd this was tap dancing on my mom's glass dining room table and fell through.
• My sister and I lived across the street from our high school growing up. In the summer we used it as our personal playground. We would often break into the school and rollerblade through it.
• Probably the dumbest thing I did as a kid was participating in mocking "that girl" in elementary school. Pretty much everybody did it, we were kids and didn't really think about the ramifications. Later somebody burned down half of the elementary school and wrote on the chalkboard that this girl was the one who did it, but they spelled her name wrong. I have always felt terrible that I didn't treat her better. It was also really sad because it was showing towel day and there was an antique theme so a lot of kids had brought in heirlooms from their homes and they all got burn up in the fire
• The dumbest thing I did as a kid: my cousin and I took my grandfathers ice pick and went out to frozen over grand traverse bay. We always played on the ice it was very sick back then and we never went out too far... until this day. his little sisters (my little cousins) kept trying to chase us and we use the ice pack to break away on our own little island to get away from them. It worked it worked so well our little ice island floated out into the middle of Grand Traverse Bay and the Coast Guard had to save us
• There was some cement steps at the playground by my house. At the end of the steps was a giant dirt pile. We decided to run and jump and over the dirt pile. Let's just say I didn't make it. I tripped, and slid across the cement and dirt. There was gravel and dirt in my kneecaps. I was picking gravel and dirt out of my knees for a couple days
• As kids my grandparents always told us not to walk on Mr Wengers fence and don't throw rocks at the pigs. Well at 5 years old I did both and fell into the pig pen and the pigs came after me. Mr Wenger saved me and I had to tell my grandpa about it covered in pig poop. My grandpa hosed me off and boxed my ears. I never did it again!
• When I was a kid, I was riding my bike and when I went to go around this big curve he dropped in the biggest hill in the neighborhood I turned to look if a car was behind me. Then by the time I turned back forward, I went head over handlebars into the front grill of a parked Chevy blazer and ended up needing 4 stitches in the bridge of my nose.
• When I was 7 or 8 years old I fashioned myself a comedian. I wanted to make my siblings laugh so stuck a couple of pussy willow puffs up my nose..strutting around like a peacock. When i had achieved my laugh, I tried to remove them by picking my nose. Obviously, I pushed them further up into my nasal cavity. I was scared to tell my mother but eventually had to because all of my nose picking efforts proved to be in vain. We ended up in the ER where the doc had to numb me up and extract the delicate, snot covered pussy willow puffs.
• Craziest thing I did as a kid, played gas station with neighbor kids and filled my dad's car using the water hose.
• I was babysitting my sister and we played volleyball in the house...she dove for the ball face first into a speaker. It landed between her eyes. She had to get three stitches that day and they're in the shape of a Z just like Harry Potter. By the way, it's her birthday today. Happy birthday Jenna!
• ARROW ROULETTE like from the movie "Grown Ups" but it was before the movie ever existed
• Dumbest - Used a laundry basket as a sled and went down the stairs. Landed on my back and knocked the wind out of myself. Literally thought I was dying!
• I convinced my younger sister she was ugly and gave her a makeover. Let's just say I'm no hairdresser. She had uneven bangs for a while
• When I was 11 yrs old I went rollerblading down one of the steepest hills in the city. One stunt later my parents had to rush me to the ER. I still have no feeling on the top of my right knee
• Smashing 22 shells with a 3 lb sledgehammer
• When I was little I stuck a mini pencil sharpener up my nose and my parents had to take me to the hospital to have it removed LMAO!!!
• My friends and I rolled and tried smoking dill weed to get high....surprise it didn't work
• Dumbest thing I did as a kid...our school had the seventh and eighth-grade classrooms in the balcony area of the gym. I jumped the fence, KICKED OFF MY SHOES, and jumped down into the gym. Pretty sure I broke my foot and slammed my chin on my knee. It's was so stupid. By the way, I'm a girl! Not a dumb boy story here!
• One time at the grocery store I decided it would be funny to pull my mom's pants down in the middle of an aisle. However along with came her underwear. I was grounded forever
• Tqotd: My brothers wanted to create their own zip line in our backyard so they tied a rope from our chimney to a tree in our backyard and used a bike handlebar to hang onto. They made my youngest brother who was the lightest be the first one to jump off the roof. the first attempt the rope wasn't tight enough so he immediately went right down on his butt so they tightened up the rope. the second try the rope was nice and tight and he started to go and then the chimney fell down...
• Walked full force in the dark into a sliding glass door that I knew was there because it was always there. It's not like I was new to the home.
• Eight years old my best friend and I thought there was buried treasure in the walls of her house we each took a hammer and behind every poster in her bedroom we knocked a hole in the wall looking for Buried treasure And we didn't find any buried treasure we moved on to her brothers room then we went downstairs and proceeded to knock holes in the wall behind every picture in the living room and dining room I moved away a week later so I never knew what happens when her parents found out.
• Dumb thing I did as a kid. We had a baseball field near our house. The concession stand was right behind home plate. Close enough to the fence, that we could climb it, and get on top of the building. My friends and I did this all of the time when the field was empty. One day, I grabbed the electrical wires.. ELECTROCUTED! I couldn't let go! Scared me. So I grabbed my cousin. Electrocuted her too. By some miracle, I was able to let go. I was on the news. A 9 yr old girls shock of a lifetime. Lol.
• Dumbest thing as a child - I was 7 traveling in the back seat of a car through the Smokey's. When I felt sick from motion sickness, mom handed me a bread bag. I used it and then thought I should empty it so I started to pour it out the back window only to have it all end up running down the inside of the car door...
• I was about 6. My mother just bought a new car before we went to Chicago to visit the grandparents. I was 6 and playing outside when I found a stick that made chalk lines on the side of the car. 10 minutes later I had drawn lines from bumper to bumper. It was fun until I saw my mom standing at the door and I had to call and explain what I did to my father who was still back in Michigan. A day I'll never forget.
• When my sister and I are kids we are getting ready for Halloween and she wanted a slicked-back hair look so I loaded her hair with Vaseline. Needless to say how are Mom and hairdresser are not too pleased with us
• I put a key in an outlet... twice in a row! Dad is an electrician and knew what the noise was. I was excited to get in trouble so I stopped talking and he rushed me to the hospital because he thought I damaged my brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did. I am Asian and my nostril is a little large, so I took super glue to glue the inside of my Alar to make it look smaller. It didn't work. To this day I am still laughing.
• I kicked a hole in the door because my sister wouldn't let me use the phone
• Licked cake batter of the beaters but forgot to turn it off. Tangled long hair all up in it and cake batter everywhere