Today's theme for #Secrets was a simple one. Who are you secretly mad at? It can be a friend, an enemy, a dog, or even a family member. We had Jenny the Intern read the top 5 (it's actually 6) #secrets from today! You can check out most of the rest that were sent in on our website (or right below if you are on the website).

Who do you Secretly wish could be convicted of being annoying?

  • I was convicted of being annoying…Creating an annoyance …. Went to jail overnight
  • #TQOTD My mother in law. She doesn't like to wear a bra and prefers to use my shoulder as such when she's talking beside or behind me and I'm sitting down.
  • I secretly wish the person in front of me at McDonald's could go to jail. They are annoying me by ordering everything on the menu and holding up the whole line
  • A coworker who doesn't know how to keep her nose out of everyone's business
  • I secretly wish that my boyfriend could be convicted of being annoying I have seven brothers and none of them are as bad as him
  • I wish my ex-roommate could be convicted of being annoying. She's the type of person who if you say you like tacos she will say she does not like tacos.
  • When let's be honest, most all people do in fact...love tacos.
  • She just always had to be different from me and my other two roommates. I also went to high school with this girl, she did the same thing then, too.
  • This girl I babysit. OH. MY. GOD. She does NOT know what an inside voice is. She is CONSTANTLY touching me. She CANNOT sit still. Gaaaaaahhhhhhhh
  • #Secrets...I wish the guy driving in front of me on 28th Street this morning could be convicted of being annoying. I went to pass him, then he sped up... ugh rude!
  • #TQOTD My mother in law. She doesn't like to wear a bra and prefers to use my shoulder as such when she's talking beside or behind me and I'm sitting down.
  • Text Question: My daughter's dad ... he's such a ... wonderful person  lol
  • I secretly wish the dude that sits on the other side of the wall from me and clears his throat ALL DAY LONG would get convicted.....nothing like hearing someone just about gagging on their own crud
  • I wish my cousin's fiancé could get arrested/convicted for being annoying and creepy. He's overly affectionate with my cousin but apparently only when I am around from what my aunt says. That is my secret.
  • I want to convict one of my coworkers! They do so much crap that the rest of us would get busted on and it drives me crazy!!!
  • I wish my boss was convicted of being annoying. He is the most egotistical son of a gun. He's so much better than everyone. He'd be that bully on the playground in elementary school to push you down and then help you up and always remind you how he helped you up. HE'S SO ANNOYING!
  • The new owner of the company...uses big words....thinks he knows what we do... He doesn't know crap... We all lol behind his back...., we think he's a joke... So frogging annoying !!!! Lord help us all
  • Who needs to be convinced of being annoying all those dedicated lions fans. Every year you guys hope for the super bowl well reality check ur not getting there.......
  • My neighbor lets his dog out at night and Never Let's Him Back In All Night!!! He barks non-stop!! So I would like him to be arrested for being annoying-And his little dog too! (in the voice of the Wicked Witch of the West😜)
  • My 31-year-old niece. Every time she talks it sounds whinny...
  • Fish, you should be arrested for being annoying. The charge: for mispronouncing words like verbatim.
  • Connie would definitely say Sammy swinger … Love you guys … From Sammy swinger
  • My husbands x wife. She tries putting kids in the middle of everything, without it she can’t survive. And she’s louder than anyone else and is that person in the line at Walmart telling you how her cousins are her brothers
  • You know how everyone has a "Karen" at work...well ours takes the cake...it doesn't matter what she's doing...whisper singing, chewing with her mouth open...talking over cubicles...ugh
  • #secrets my coworker is so annoying!! I work in an open office and this coworker clears his throat, talks out loud to himself and talks incessantly, disrupting everyone else in the office. Some days I just can't even deal.
  • #tqotd The super happy bubbly loud intern in my office who has not figured out that the office is typically silent unless she's around, and she's the only loud one.
  • My coworker and her fake nails on her keyboard all day!! It sounds like a hailstorm all day!!
  • Everyone who is overly passionate about politics
  • I wish my boyfriend would be convicted of being annoying because he calls Mandarin oranges, "Mandy O's". I wish he would just call it the right name. It annoys me so much that it makes me cringe.
  • Ohhhh the list!! On TOP is the purchaser at my work. He's dumbbb Also on the list people who type a lot as one instead of two words! PEOPLE what do you think that red squiggly line under the word is for. IT'S TWO WORDS.
  • I’ll call her Sally. Sally from my work loves to sing when people are not paying attention to her. She will sing louder and louder until you look over at her. She also loves to sing “Jingle Bells” in August.
  • Women who say “I went to college just to find a rich guy to marry”. #BOOM #CONVICT
  • My mother loves to talk during movies…. It annoys the hell out of me. Asking me questions like, “What is he doing… how come she did that… doesn’t he know” NO MOM. I don’t know what is going on, because we are watching a movie we both haven’t seen. SHHH. #secrets
  • My ex-husband could definitely be convicted. It makes me so disappointed in my 20-year-old self for choosing him.
  • Who should be arrested for being annoying.......JOOOOOYYYYYCCEEEE!!!!!
  • Secrets:::: This girl I work with she has the WORST kind of personality (the kind where anything and everything is about themselves and they never even let you talk) yeah that kind of person. Ugh, annoying!!
  • Everyone who drives UNDER the truck speed limit on the interstates. Needs to be convicted
  • my husband's face 😂
  • My coworker always says that there are vegetarian and don't eat meat. However, they do eat chicken. They said it doesn't count because of chicken is a bird. They need to be convicted of being annoying!
  • What annoys me most customers. I am a pharmacy technician. I count pills for a living to fill prescriptions. What annoys me the most is when people come to get their perceptions and they say that their doctor told them that it would be ready when they get there. Doctors offices and customers don't realize that we process 500 prescriptions every day, and everyone expects their prescriptions tp be done as soon as we get them. Sorry for the rant
  • #annoying all other morning shows. But, like really. All other shows make me nauseous
  • All the people who put out the political signs in the corner
  • Definitely Cardi B, the most annoying human on the planet
  • About the boobs: there was a girl I went to high school with who used to rest her boobs on the desk and put her lunch tray on them and eat WITHOUT HER HANDS. Even after 10 years its forever engrained in my brain
  • I wish my husband's baby mama could be charged with being annoying, she has made life hell with raise two beautiful girls. she cheated and left him but then when we got together she put on her wedding ring and told everyone I was sleeping with her husband. She now refuses to communicate at all regarding school or doctor's appointments leaving us to do everything and have to go through the court for her to pay her court-ordered half. Everything is annoying especially the clothes battle that the kids can't wear anything she buys even tho she buys it with child support paid by my husband. Ugh, sssoooo annoooyyyyiiinnnggg!!!!