Got a real turd for an ex? You've got some options this Valentine's Day that'll help you get revenge, be a little petty, AND help out animals.

Wildlife organizations have launched programs where you can name a cockroach or a snake after your ex this V-Day, and now Wildlife Images Rehabilitation Center in Oregon will name a salmon after your ex, and then feed it to a brown bear.

 

Here's the center's description of their "Catch and Release" program:

Let our 1000 pound brown bears tear into your ex… Did you fall hook, line, and sinker for someone who broke your heart? Kodi & Yak would love to help you get your revenge! In exchange for a $20.00 donation your ex’s name will be on a salmon and served up for dinner. We’ll provide you with a special certificate, and photos of Kodi and Yak destroying your ex!

You could also help out the center by becoming the Special Valentine to the animal of your choice for $1 or $5.

[Fox 2 Detroit]