Steve HATES public pools.  He thinks they are the most disgusting things ever because they are about 75-90% pee.  OK, so they probably aren't that bad, but they definitely contain pee.

Because of Steve's absolute disdain for public pools, he gets very excited everytime he sees a story about something gross in a pool so he can tell everyone he is right.  This story, out of Florida of course, involves a woman shaving her legs...  IN THE POOL!

Disgusting!  And proof positive that public pools should be avoided at all costs!  We live in Michigan, people!  Go find a lake to swim in.  There is much less pee by volume in lakes.