I love the Alanis Morissette song "Ironic", I really do. But, there's something that's always bothered me about it - nothing in the song is actually ironic. Apparently, Alanis missed the day in English class where they learned about irony. But, never fear, the internet is hear, and a woman by the name of Rachael Hurwitz has fixed the song. And actually made the situations ironic.

Mr. Play-it-safe was afraid to drive,
Instead he packed his suitcase and got ready to fly
He wasted his whole damn life being afraid of cars
But as the plane crashed down, he thought, well isn't this nice?
And that really is ironic
We fixed it for you, Alanis (you're welcome)