Hey, guys, it’s Fish. Connie and I will sometimes have the weirdest conversations about our lives and sometimes we will dig into our pets heads. So it shouldn’t surprise you that Connie would talk to her cat Kevin about purring and his love of milk… I would ask Barrett, our dog from the #HumaneSociety, what he is dreaming about when he runs in his sleep and why does he keep eating deer poop. We wanted to know what you would do… so we made it the…

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
You get 1 hour to communicate with your pet … what do you talk about???

  • #TQOTD If I could have a conversation with my pet, we'd be talking about the fact that she won't stay off the kitchen counters, why she'll let everyone In the household her but me, and why she'll play with anything except the toys we buy her
  • I would ask my dog why the F he pee's on ONLY my stuff!!
  • The conversation I would have with my cat is: why the hell you ran away for a few days ?and why is she giving me so much attention like over attention lol😂
  • I would ask my dog what he dreams about!! I hope they're happy dreams and not scary for him. But then I would know if I should wake him or not LOL
  • Me and my pet would talk about games, nature, sunshine n butterflies.. ..and to pee all over my brother's gym shoes...and I mean soak em🐶
  • If I could talk to my dog for just one hour I would NEED to know why the hell he rolls in every pile of turkey poop he finds! Ugh I'm so sick of all the s%>@
  • We recently had to put our dog Marley down. The only thing that I would like to know from her is if she was happy and did I gave her a good life.
  • I'd ask my pet if my husband has anything he hides from me. Lol
  • I’d talk about her dreams. I really want to know what she dreams about because she’s always running and barking in her sleep.
  • My doggy's getting really old. I'd ask him if he had a good life. If there was anything he wanted to do. And I'd ask if he's hurting.
  • I would tell them all that I love them. Also to stop digging in my freaking yard! But mostly that I love them.
  • I would ask my German Shepard why he bites our tires on our car while we're leaving
  • My dog has gotten me through a lot of depression. But most of all we talk about my Baby sister that has passed away... Seems like she's the only one that understands why it still hurts me so mu.....
  • Me and my cat (Christine). Mom, why r u leaving me again? I am gonna push over everything, I can get my paws onto the floor! Rarrr! Me... B#$%& don't look at me like that, if you want all them toys and high maintenance cat food and treats. BEHAVE
  • The issues she has with my boyfriends dog as it's what's keeping us from moving in together
  • I would explain to my rescue dog that he didn't deserve anything that happens before I met him and that I will love him more than anything
  • I have two pugs and I would just like to know what on earth is going on in their heads at all times, my mom runs their Instagram if you want to see them
  • I would ask our cat: "who was my girlfriend with while I was at work?"
  • I'd make up some kind of code with them so we can keep communicating after the hour is up
  • I'd ask my cats.......
  • Lollipop - is today the day your side tumor has made it too difficult to breathe & do I need to help you cross over the Rainbow Bridge?
  • Sasha - now that you've outlived 2 siblings do you want me to let you be an only child or are you ok if I rescue another precious cat?
  • What they do while I'm at work
  • My 9-year-old daughter, would ask her cat Chocolate: why did you lick the butter off my knife this morning? Why do you like milk so much? What's your favorite food? And, do you like your name?
  • 1 hour with my cat. I would try to explain how bad i feel about having to move so many times in five years and how he has to live with my ex because I haven't had a place to live that will allow me to have my bestest fur friend in the world and how much I love him. I have had him since he was like 3 weeks old. And he will be 11 this year.
  • Sammy's dog would be like "Really, you have me fixed, then I have to listen to you every friggin night bangin away, your an asshat." Then continue to cuss me out for an hour.
  • Do you like your furry siblings?
  • I would ask my dog WHY DO YOU BARK SO DANG MUCH???
  • I would ask what I'm doing wrong with feeding you because you're always outside in the backyard eating her own poop!
  • I would ask my dog why he eats all of the food off of the counter
  • I would need to ask my cat why even though he has a clean litter box he gets angry and pees on things that are new... I can't have nice things, otherwise, they smell like cat pee! The poor dogs, I bought them a dog bed and the cat peed all over it
  • #TQOTD I'd apologize to my cat for all the traumatic things he has to see. Lol
  • I would spend my hour in a therapy session with my dog. She is so neurotic. But she's the best ever
  • My daughter passed away 3 years ago, I would ask Lola(her puppy) if it's her she sees. We sure do miss her an awful lot 💔
  • I would ask my geriatric cat, Grace, did we give you a good life? Was she happy with us?
  • My puppy is 5 months old so I would want to know what it was like when she was extremely sick with parvo and I would want to know what kind of life she wants to have
  • I would ask my dad if it's time to let her go she has been having seizures every day and it's hard to tell if she's in pain or not
  • I would love to ask my Yorkie Terrier if he actually enjoys wearing the clothes that my mom buys for him. He looks so cute, but I bet he hates every outfit 😂
  • I would ask my cat why he keeps pooping in the hallway?!
  • If I could talk to my dog I would ask why he feels the need to be covered head to tail with drool daily...
  • I would ask my dog why she eats poop
  • My dog has such bad anxiety. I would ask him why he's afraid of my goldfish. And why he's afraid of riding in the car. Also, he's 20 pounds overweight so I'd tell him he needs to lose weight.
  • I would tell Chloe my kitty 🐱 to STOP WAKING ME UP EVERYDAY 15 minutes before my alarm!!! You are not cute at 5am. And you walking on my face isn't the way to wake me up!!!! 😒
  • I will ask my dog to stop trying to make balloon animals with my cat! Ahh poor cat
  • Why are you earth do you have to bark at the neighbors dogs every time they come out. They live there… You don't have to announce them or protect us from them
  • Would talk about God
  • My brother took his own life 2 years ago and Im taking care of his cat. I'd love to spend an hour sharing memories of my brother
  • If I could talk to my cat for an hour I would ask her why she keeps peeing on my daughter's bedroom floor and only her bedroom floor I'd also like to know if she enjoys living with us since she was a stray and we took her in
  • Why do you go to the bathroom in the house yet when you are 13 years old and what's up with the thunder and fireworks shaking what can we do about that to bake it better
  • If I could talk to my dog for one hour I would ask her why she eats only my stuff and why does she insist on eating every pair of underwear I own.
  • I would tell my dog to stop licking her butt. Especially on the couch. It leaves a huge wet spot!
  • I would ask my Cat, Boston Terrier and Greyhound what the deal is eith them ALL licking the couch???
  • TQOTD: I would ask my Sammy (cat) WHY he insists on waking me up at 3:30 in the morning every morning! Yet he completely ignores me when i am awake and laying on the couch.
  • Why wont he listen!!!!!!🐶
  • My dog is 15 years old now. I would ask her if she still feeling well if there's anything that I can do to make her life better right now and I would want to know if she's had a good life with us. I would also want to know what her happiest memories are of her last 10 years with us. And then we would have some special signal that she would give me when she feels that she can no longer go on.
  • I have two dogs Bubba Love and Maggie girl and I would ask Bubba what he likes and what he doesn't like that I do because what I think he may like, he may not like at all bc he looks at me crazy sometimes. so I would want to know What he likes and what he doesn't like. And I would ask Maggie Why does she always take a mile when you give her an inch. I can't pet her without her going all spaztic wanting me to rub her belly and getting in my lap.
  • I do talk /. complain to my ducks and chickens every day about how much they poop. So if I had an hour they could understand me I would teach them to poop in one area.... Or the neighbor's yard
  • Why do you eat your poop?
  • Talking to my doggo Mopar.....I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you..... STOP EATING YOUR POOP DUMMY
  • I would tell him that even if we have a baby he will always be my first baby!
  • I’d ask my dog (who has been pukey lately). What the heck did you eat that made you sick?????
  • Tqotd-why my cat does her business (#2) in her litter box but doesn't cover it up... And why she bites plastic bags
  • I'd ask him what he's thinking about while he's curled up, looking up at me.. is he thinking happy thoughts? How much he loves me? Or plotting how to kill me in the middle of the night? Lol
  • I'd ask my cat why he wakes me up, then takes over the bed? His head-butting is cute though.
  • If I could have a conversation with one of my dogs I would ask why he eats all of the food off of the kitchen counter.
  • I have 7 pets. 3 dogs 2 cats and 1 bird. I'd tell my dogs to not eat random things or they will get sick. Tell my one cat to stop throwing shit on the floor! And my bird shut up!
  • We're about to give my dog Toby back to the humane society. we have a lot of things going on right now and we can no longer give him as much attention as we used to so we've decided he needs a better home. I would talk to him one last hour to tell him how much I love him and that he's such a good dog and just tell him all the beautiful memories I have of him and how much I gonna miss him and tip not forget us and I hope he finds an owner that lives in the country and treats him like a king 😭
  • I would ask my dog why he stares at me when I go to the bathroom or when I get out of the shower
  • If I could talk to my cat I would ask her why she hates everyone so much
  • I would explain to my dog why I have to leave him every day and why he can't go with me.
  • I would talk about why my cat feels it's necessary for my husband or I to walk her down stairs to the food bowl every morning between 4 and 6 AM. It's not like she's forgotten where her food dish is or she doesn't have any food or water…
  • Apparently, she just needs a chauffeur 😳😳😳
  • I have two lizards and I would want to make sure they were healthy and happy. They are very loved and spoiled
  • I would ask my two year old Labrador why he desperately scratches on the slider door to come in from the outside but stands there like a doofus when I actually open the door to let him in
  • I would ask him if I did the right thing, we had to put him down a week ago today very unexpectedly. I know he knew how loved he was by everyone. Actually going to pick up his ashes this morning. Hardest thing I've gone through in my almost 40 years 😭 Have a great day!
  • I would ask my sons horse if she could calm down a bit when my son and other kids are on her, I would ask my show horse what happened to her before we got her, she randomly rears up and and throws me off. I would also ask my dog why she doesn't go outside with out me! I leave the door open for her to go outside but she won't leave the house unless I go with her, it's annoying
  • I'd ask my cat why he always growls and hisses at my son. And ask him if he's happy with his life?
  • I would ask my dog why she runs around in a circle so fast she will send herself down the stairs. And why when she turns in a circle she will only go left...she has been nicknamed Nascar...she won't even go right with a treat.
  • I would ask my deaf cat why he screams in the middle of the night for no reason at all
  • This is Zinnie I would ask my cat why he try's to steal pizza and why he chews on phones
  • I love your question today. We rescued a dog 2 yrs ago, she is a basenji mix. I would ask her what happened in her past. She doesn't really like other dogs, bites the ground and is vey anxious. She has a scar on her nose. We just love her and try to give her a happy life. Finally, I would ask her to quit ruining my lawn... Lol