I came across the greatest thing ever today. You're welcome.

This is an episode of the '90s dating show The Big Date, hosted by Mark L. Walberg (not to be confused with Mark Wahlberg of the Funky Bunch). It features a young Jon Hamm who at the time was merely lonely and very handsome waiter with the haircut of Matthew Fox ala Party Of Five.

Even though he promised the woman on the show "an evening of total fabulosity" (whatever that means), Hamm was shot down pretty quickly in favor of another contestant because the other guy had better manners.

You can check out his awesome wooing skills beginning around the 3:17 mark.