ANNA, Child’s Play, and Toy Story 4 – Steve’s Movie Reviews
There are three nationwide releases this weekend, ANNA, Child's Play, and Toy Story 4. Steve's going to review these movies based solely on their trailers and what other reviewers have said about them. (If any movie theaters would like to sponsor his movie reviews and let him see early screenings so he can actually review the movies for himself, hit us up!)
ANNA is a film about a beautiful Russian assassin. It seems like there isn't too much of a story in ANNA, but do you really want or need a plot in an assassin action film. So, if you like killing and hand to hand combat, this movie is for you! It seems that the critics aren't huge fans of ANNA because it has not seen many good reviews.
Next up is Child’s Play, the wholesome family movie about a boy who falls in love with a doll. Wait, this isn’t a family movie?
OK, I just finished watching the trailer and Child's Play is not a kids movie! It turns out that it's a remake of a horror classic. Who knew!? But, unlike most horror films, Child’s Play is actually getting OK reviews from critics.
And finally, the big movie of the week will be Toy Story 4, starring a spork! Yeah, the 4th Toy Story movie is really about a spork and its name is Forky for some reason... Yeah, you can’t make this up. Plus it’s got a brand new addition to its cast, Keanu Reeves! But, what's this? Does he only have one line in the trailer? There has to be more. No? Fine, that’s the only Keanu line in the trailer.
Despite the lack of a glorious Keanu Reeves soliloquy in the trailer, critics are still loving Toy Story 4!