Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Celebrities can make major bank when they go overseas to star in commercials and advertisements.
A Timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.
Kesha Announces Release Dates for ‘Die Young’ Single + ‘Warrior’ Album
Guess who's back? Back again. Kesha's back. Tell a friend. K-e-dollar sign-sha announced via Twitter earlier this morning the release dates for her 'Die Young' single and her album 'Warrior.' Finally!
Joe Jonas Blows Off Longtime Fan (While Smoking Cigarettes)
As the old saying goes, you must not bite the hand that feeds you! But 1/3 of the Jonas Brothers (aka Joe Jonas) doesn't seem to take that seriously, because he recently had a not-so-nice encounter with a longtime friend.
Adam Levine to Make His ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Debut in January
While we are kind of bummed the holiday celebrations are officially over (womp, womp), we now have a reason to continue celebrating the new year!
Kelly Clarkson Is Engaged!
Huge congratulations to a one Miss Kelly Clarkson are in order! The 'American Idol' winner announced that she is now engaged!
Liam Payne of One Direction + Danielle Peazer Spotted Holding Hands
There was a reunion of sorts with One Direction member Liam Payne over the weekend, and no, he wasn't joining fellow bandmate Harry Styles and his new girl Taylor Swift at the zoo.
The Ugliest Celebrity Mugshots Ever
Mugshots are basically a rite of passage for celebrities. But while some stars look just as good with that awful grey background as they do on a red carpet, others are a bit less glamorous.
Listen to Ashlee Simpson’s New Song ‘Bat for a Heart’ in Full
Three weeks ago, a snippet of Ashlee Simpson's newest single 'Bat for a Heart' found its way on the web, and we scooped it up faster than a newly single member of One Direction. But now the song is here in its entirety!
Cielo Azul? LMFAO’s Sky Blu Goes From Party Rocking to Latin Music
Now that LMFAO have temporarily called it quits, Sky Blu is taking his talent elsewhere. He recently performed at the Latin Grammys -- rapping in English and dancing to Spanish music -- with Mexican electronic dance group 3Ball MTY, and revealed a nifty little secret.
Judge Grants Miley Cyrus Restraining Order Against Scissor Stalker
As if the headline of this article wasn't obvious enough, it looks as though a judge cut Miley Cyrus a break -- we crack ourselves up when we pun -- in the case of the scary man who stalked her.
Odd Jobs Celebrities Had Before They Were Famous
Some celebrities pop up overnight, helped along by a star-making performance that makes it seem as if they came out of nowhere. But before all that fame and glamour and easy money, plenty of celebs had to actually workto make ends meet -- and a lot of them had some pretty bizarre occupations along the way...