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Cops Stop Car Hauling Insanely Ginormous Christmas Tree on Roof
Forget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.
Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Woman Drives 20 Minutes Knowing Ginormous Spider Is In Her Car
This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.
Poll: Americans Shudder at Thought of Talking Politics on Thanksgiving
When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.
Girl With Special Needs Is Over the Moon With Job Offer
We're almost as happy for her as she is.
Man Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where It Was Parked
Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.
These Are the 10 Best Shopping Deals on Black Friday
Looking for the perfect present at the perfect price? We got you covered.
Dog Howls Just Like a Canine Version of Chewbacca
Is this dog actually a dog?
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Be a Gluttonous Pig
Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.
Pizza Hut Parka Will Keep You Roasty Toasty Like a Fresh-Baked Pizza
Talk about thinking out of the (pizza) box.
Woman Sues Because She Didn’t Get Enough Junior Mints
This woman has had her fill of not having her fill.
Dog With World’s Longest Tongue Is Utterly Wagtastic
This pooch is tongues of fun.