So... Cockroach milk is a thing and supposedly it's better for you than cow milk. How does one milk a cockroach? Well, Steve had to look it up and give instructions, because that's the type of thing that Steve does. Also on the show, we learned that listener Fran used to wipe her butt with the prettiest girl in the Sears catalog, we did our world famous #secrets segment, and we talked all about Roseanne being canceled. All of that and much more on today's show!