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The site will also get the premiere of Mark Wahlberg’s ‘Infinite.’

It’s only been a few weeks since the most recent trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, the sequel to the Michael Bay-produced TMNT picture of 2014, and though it also nicks the Beastie Boys’ “No Sleep Til Brooklyn” for the soundtrack, there are a handful of key differences that distinguish one from the other. Specifically, that this latest spot is chockablock with soundbites that, when taken out of context, could be used by audio editors to form scathing critiques of this film. As the trailer timecounter ticks on, the negative review puns basically write themselves: “We‘re turtles, whether you like it or not.” “This isn’t working!” “We keep failing.” It’s almost like they’re challenging their harshest critics to do their worst.

In what will surely become one of the most effective campaigns to make money ever, Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon have announced the director for an upcoming film featuring characters from Nick's most popular, old (read: mostly 90's) cartoons. See the Rugrats, CatDog, Rocko, Hey Arnold, and more in a movie together? Yes please!