Stupid Criminal

This idiot shoplifter's sticky fingers got him stuck in a strange place in Walker

Have you ever witnessed someone trying to steal something? Try to imagine this.

We've all questioned the loyalty of our friends at some point, but this is the ultimate betrayal!

Yeah, best case scenario, you get away with it. Worst case...this.

That headline is not a lie. This man literally shoved the chainsaw down his pants, and it was all caught on a surveillance camera.

Where would we be without stupid people?

I've heard people use the phrase "I'm not drunk..." a lot. Usually it's "I'm not drunk, I can totally have another drink." or "I'm not drunk, I can totally drive." (no, you can't). But, I don't think I've ever heard this one before. "Why did you fail your field sobriety test, ma'am?" "I'm not drunk, I just have big boobs!" Yup, a lady down in Port