Toddlers and Tiaras

'Toddlers and Tiaras' is like 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' -- it’s one of those TLC shows you know is downright weird and confusing, but you just can’t help but be sucked in by its hilarity. In fact, little miss Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson is a veteran of the reality series, so that explains a whole heck of a lot.

There are plenty of things to hate on the controversial but popular TLC child pageant reality show ‘Toddlers & Tiaras.’  But what seems to get folks most jazzed up is Southern fried pageant mom June, who gets her six-year old daughter Alana ready for the stage by having her drink something called “Go-Go Juice.”

Yup. It's happening. One of the crazy mom's from "Toddlers & Tiaras" has decided that the media is sexualizing her child, and she won't stand for it. No, it's definitely not that she's put her in pageants, dressed her up and made her up like she's an adult, and encouraged her to "work it". Nope, it's totally the media's fault. To the tune of $30 million. Susanna Barrett, mo

Brace yourselves for six-year-old Alana, the most hilarious contestant ever to appear on TLC’s ‘Toddlers & Tiaras.’ Alana is prepared to go all the way to win pageants, even if that means wearing inappropriate Daisy Duke shorts and flaunting her jiggly belly to the judges. Eesh.

I have a love/hate relationship with the show "Toddlers & Tiaras". On one side, I love it, because it often makes me feel better about myself as a person. And about how I would be as a parent, since I certainly wouldn't be anything like the fame-hungry monster mothers on the show. On the other hand, I feel bad for the kids, who are made to think that pageants are the greatest thing i

I seriously need to stop watching 'Toddlers and Tiaras'. This week's episode is going to prove to be even worse than last week's where the little girl wore a padded bra to look like Dolly Parton. This week? Well, I'm guessing it's going to cause a lot of outrage among most normal-thinking people. A preview shows three-year-old Paisley dressed to mimic Julia Roberts' character from the movie 'Pret

"Toddlers & Tiaras"... I have no words. This show is such a train wreck, but I can't help but watch every time I come across it. I've seen the episode where that poor little girl is terrified about getting her eyebrows waxed. I've seen the one with the little boy who is a full blown diva at the age of six. I've seen the way that these mothers act towards their children, and I don't g