Watch At Your Own Risk: Bird Poop Meets Ice Cream [Video]
Well, this is probably the grossest thing you'll see online all day. Think of it as more of a public service, don't stand under a tree when you're eating your ice cream.
Does anyone else dive for cover when a flock of seagulls fly overhead? At the least, are you silently praying that they don't drop some poo on you? You will do both after seeing this.