Connie and Curtis TV : Real Butter Popcorn
When you go to the theater, do they offer you "real butter" or "fake butter"? Curtis and Steve must be filthy peasants because we've never had the question posed to us. Connie has a magic butter button that let's her get all the "real butter" she desires. Do you get asked that question?
We want the real butter! Give us the butter, baby!