While I am not much of a country music fan these days, back in the day I used to love the twang of artists like Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, and the undeniable Ms. Dolly Parton. Dolly brought us such great tunes as "9 to 5" and "Jolene", and even has her own tourist attraction, "Dollywood". But, somewhere along the way, Ms. Parton decided that she needed to freshen up her image. And I guess she decided that a good way to do that was to sport a blonde afro while rapping on Queen Latifah's new talk show. I'm not kidding. 

Things you will hear when Dolly raps: referencing "duck dookie", calling herself a "white-trash princess", references to Honey Boo-Boo and something she calls the "redneck mafia". It's kind of painful.

I feel uncomfortable FOR her.

Let's cleanse our palates by watching her sing her hit "Jolene", shall we?