Thief

Man Shoves Python Down His Pants [Video]
No, this isn't a bad sex joke. This is real.
A man in Portland, Oregon went to a pet store, this past Friday, where he was caught on camera stealing a 2-foot ball python! The man is seen taking the snake out of its tank and shoving it down his pants...
Man Hides in Restaurant & Eats a Bunch of Food
I guess this is one way to get a free meal.
A man in Prague hid at a restaurant near closing time and waited for everyone to leave before he feasted like a king overnight. Metro says the man ate 6 geese, 13 pounds of goose fat and liver, 3 ducks and an entire gallon of a jar of pickles...
The Sound Of A Thief And A Baseball Bat [Video]
Horatio Coates is a 46-year-old man who lives in Oklahoma. Well, now he lives in Oklahoma... in pain. Horatio attempted to rob an Oklahoma City, Dollar General store, but it did not work out so well. While trying to rob the place, with underwear on his head, the manager just so happened to have a be…