Wow. We just don't have much more to say than that!

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We're desperately hoping that this "My Little Resume" is just a joke. However, it seems that people are kind of needing to take to desperate measures to get to their ultimate goal of employment. And, if it is fake they went to pretty great lengths to ensure that we think it's real.

So, we're pretty sure that some person is actually sending this out to employers. It is beautiful, we have to admit. But, seriously. Who thinks this will get them a job? At the end it says they're going to get a PH.D.!! Why would any doctor think this is okay?