What Guys Are Really Thinking If You Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume

So contradictory!

Aren't you cold? It's practically November...
That is so tight it MUST be body paint!
Isn't that someone that I watched on Cartoon Network 13 years ago?...I don't remember them being that scandalous
Oh yeah...you really look like you'd be able to care for me if I was ill...sexy nurse...ugh.
I wonder if that's my size...could I get into that?
Is that a sexy construction worker? Why are you wearing the smallest amount of flannel possible? I don't get it!
Are you broke? Because I feel like you're just wearing underwear and cat ears...
The amount of cheesy pick up lines that I'm thinking of because of your costume is staggering...
Hmmm you're Barbie right now...but what are you like in real life?
I really wish some girls would wear something NOT sexy...