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Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas Are Divorcing After 18 Years 

MELANIE GRIFFITH filed for divorce from ANTONIO BANDERAS on Friday, after 18 years together.  Melanie is seeking custody of their daughter Stella, who's almost 18, and spousal support.  She and Antonio issued a statement saying, quote, "We have thoughtfully and consensually decided to finalize our almost twenty years marriage in a loving and friendly manner."

Jennifer Lopez Split Up With Her Boyfriend Casper Smart 

JENNIFER LOPEZ and CASPER SMART have broken up, after about two and a half years together.  There's no word if Casper's alleged affairs with transsexuals contributed to the breakup.  Several sources say they just grew apart, and actually separated up to two months ago.

Nobody's saying they broke up because of Casper's alleged fetish for transsexuals.  Several sources say they really split somewhere between six weeks and two months ago . . . and that seems to pre-date those scandals.

It's On!  Between TLC and Rihanna 

CHILLI and T-BOZ of TLC reportedly took a shot at RIHANNA during an interview, with T-Boz saying, quote, "Every time I see you, you don't have to be naked."  Rihanna responded on Twitter by posting an old photo of TLC topless and covering their boobs with their hands.  Then T-Boz Tweeted that they never meant to single out Rihanna, and the interviewer took their words out of context.

Less Than Three Months After His Girlfriend's Death, Mick Jagger is Hooking Up Again 

 

 

This isn't an easy question to answer, but when the love of your life dies, how long should you wait to start doing the nasty again?  For MICK JAGGER, the answer is apparently LESS THAN THREE MONTHS.

 

 

L'WREN SCOTT, Mick's girlfriend of 13 years, committed suicide on March 17th.  And last week, Mick spent the night with a hot young brunette at a Swiss hotel.  The paparazzi got some shots of them on the balcony.

 

 

L'Wren's sister Jan is NOT pleased.  She says, quote, "And people wonder why L'Wren was so depressed?  These pictures make me really wonder what Mick is really thinking and feeling . . . he will never change."

Here's Nicolas Cage in a Cowboy Hat and a Shirt With His Picture on It 

 

 

At a GUNS N' ROSES concert the other night in Las Vegas, someone took a picture of NICOLAS CAGE backstage wearing the following outfit:  A cowboy hat, sunglasses, a purple blazer, beads around his neck and a cane.

 

 

Oh, and a T-shirt with a picture of HIS OWN FACE on it.  He was also drinking from a pretty big wine glass and standing next to ANDREW DICE CLAY(Check it out here.)

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  KIM KARDASHIAN posted a picture of her and KANYE WEST kissing yesterday, which was Kanye's 37th birthday.

 

 

 

2.  Here's SNOOKI showing off her growing baby bump.

 

 

 

3.  MILEY CYRUS is making a hand bra in some previously unreleased pics from her "Bangerz" photo shoot.

 

 

 

4.  Maybe if you got drafted 22nd by the Cleveland Browns, someone might catch YOU drinking out of the bottle while floating on an inflatable swan, like JOHNNY MANZIEL.

 

 

 

5.  (NC-17)  ADRIANA LIMA shows some nipple for "Vogue Italia".

 

 

 

6.  (NC-17)  We've seen topless photos of EVA GREEN from "300:  Rise of an Empire" before.  But there are some new ones up, and her body is definitely worth a revisit.

 

 

 

7.  I'm gonna go ahead and say OLIVIA MUNN and AARON RODGERS are together.

Tracy Morgan Is in Critical Condition After His Limo Bus Got Hit by a Walmart Truck 

TRACY MORGAN is in intensive care, after his limo bus was involved in a bad accident on the New Jersey Turnpike early Saturday morning.  Yesterday, Tracy's rep said he was still in critical condition . . . but added that he was, quote, "more responsive today."  A man driving a Walmart semi reportedly caused the collision.  Some sources say he'd fallen asleep at the wheel.

Casey Kasem's Daughter Says He Won't Be Alive Much Longer 

CASEY KASEM'S daughter Kerri says her father, quote, "won't be with us much longer."  And she blames that, in part, on Casey's current wife JEAN.  Even so, she says Jean and their daughter Liberty are more than welcome to be in the hospital with the rest of the family when Casey passes away.  She says, quote, "I only hope that we can put our differences aside so when my dad opens his eyes and takes his last breath we're all there with him."

Someone Broke Into Sandra Bullock's House While She Was Home 

 

 

On Saturday night, SANDRA BULLOCK picked up the Decade of Hotness award at the Spike TV "Guys' Choice Awards".  Then she went home to enjoy . . . AN ATTEMPTED BURGLARY.

 

 

A 39-year-old man entered Sandra's house early Sunday morning.  As far as we know, she didn't confront the guy.  Police were called . . . they arrived at the house at about 6:30 A.M. and arrested him.

 

 

There's no word what he was doing there, but my guess is he was NOT attempting to steal any "Speed 2" memorabilia.  (Here's a report on Sandra at the "Guys' Choice Awards", which airs Wednesday night.)

Did Justin Bieber Get Baptized in a Friend's Bathtub? 

 

 

In the wake of his big N-word scandal, JUSTIN BIEBER has reportedly turned to Jesus.  A pastor named Carl Lentz says Justin is attending services and studying Bible passages.

 

 

And he even got baptized . . . in a friend's bathtub.  Why the strange location?  Because every time he tried to get it done at a church, someone blew his cover, and he wanted to keep it private.

 

 

Meanwhile, one of the British tabloids claims Justin has been crying nonstop since this whole thing exploded.

"The Fault in Our Stars" Crushed Tom Cruise's "Edge of Tomorrow"

 

 

"The Fault in Our Stars" CRUSHED "Edge of Tomorrow" at the box office this weekend, making almost $20 million more than TOM CRUISE'S big-budget sci-fi movie.

 

 

To give you a better idea of how bad that is, "The Fault in Our Stars" cost an estimated $12 million to make . . . while "Edge of Tomorrow" cost a whopping $178 million.  That's almost 15 TIMES more.  Ouch.

 

 

Warner Brothers won't have too much trouble making their money back though.  "Edge of Tomorrow" has already earned $111 million at the foreign box office . . . whereas "Fault in Our Stars" only made an additional $17 million worldwide.

 

 

Here are this week's Top 10 movies:

 

1.  (NEW)  "The Fault in Our Stars", $48.2 million.

 

2.  "Maleficent", $33.5 million.  Up to $127 million in its 2nd week.

 

3.  (NEW)  "Edge of Tomorrow", $29.1 million.

 

4.  "X-Men: Days of Future Past", $14.7 million.  Up to $189 million in its 3rd week.

 

5.  "A Million Ways to Die in the West", $7.2 million.  Up to $30.1 million in its 2nd week.

 

6.  "Godzilla", $6 million.  Up to $185 million in its 4th week.

 

7.  "Neighbors", $5.2 million.  Up to $138 million in its 5th week.

 

8.  "Blended", $4.1 million.  Up to $36.5 million in its 3rd week.

 

9.  "Chef", $2.6 million.  Up to $10.4 million in its 5th week.

 

10.  "Million Dollar Arm", $1.8 million.  Up to $31.3 million in its 4th week.

Monday TV Reminders:

 

 

"Hillary Clinton: Public and Private" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  Hillary Clinton talks with Diane Sawyer about her future in politics.

 

 

"Remembering the Artist: Robert De Niro Sr." . . . 9:00 to 9:40 P.M. on HBO.  Robert DeNiro pays tribute to his late father's dream of being an abstract painter.

 

 

• The third season premiere of "Major Crimes" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TNT.

 

 

• The series premiere of "Murder in the First" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TNT.  Taye Diggs and Kathleen Robertson are homicide detectives investigating two murders that both tie back Tom Felton, the guy who played Draco Malfoy in the "Harry Potter" movies.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Clint Eastwood and Jack White.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Sia, Steve Buscemi, and CNN's Jake Tapper.

 

 

"Letterman" - Kelsey Grammer and Willie Nelson.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Dr. Phil, Sage Steele, and Mo.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Kaiser Chiefs and Noah Gundersen.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Conan" - Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, and Grouplove.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Dennis Miller and "Salem's" Ashley Madekwe.

 

 

"Chelsea Lately" - Lena Headey from "Game of Thrones".

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Philip K. Howard, author of "Life without Lawyers".

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Esther Perel, author of "Mating in Captivity".

Five Random Facts For Monday

Here are a few random facts for you.  Warren Buffett has only sent one email in his life, and still uses a flip phone.  It's illegal to burn any country's flag in Denmark EXCEPT the Danish flag.  And zebras don't have black and white stripes . . . they're black and covered in white stripes.

The Top Five Ways Dads Embarrass Their Kids

 

According to a new study, teenagers stay an average of 22 feet away from their dad in public, because they don't want to be embarrassed.  And the top five things dads do that embarrass their kids are:  Dancing . . . singing . . . dressing like an idiot . . . telling bad jokes . . . and trying to be cool by using slang.

1.  Dancing in public.

 

2.  Singing in public.

 

3.  Dressing like a dad.

 

4.  Telling bad jokes.

 

5.  Trying to be cool by using young-person slang.

 

 

The survey also asked what kids APPRECIATE most about their dad.  Number one is driving them places, followed by giving them money . . . knowing how to fix things . . . being more easygoing than Mom . . . and their willingness to eat in front of the TV.

 

 

21% of People Dating Online Have Gone Out With Someone Who Looked Nothing Like Their Photos

A new survey found that 21% of people have gone on a date with someone they met online . . . and found that person unrecognizable compared to the photos they had up.  And one out of four people say they use photos that are at least five years old.

 

For One-Night Stands, Women Like a Man With Some Girth in the Pants

A new study found that when women have a one-night stand, they really hope the guy has some GIRTH in the pants . . . length doesn't really matter.  And when a woman is settling down, they ALSO don't focus on length . . . they prefer a guy with average junk.

Meet the 31-Year-Old Guy Who Says He's "Wired" to Date Women in Their 90s

There's a 31-year-old guy from Pittsburgh who says he's WIRED to date older women . . . MUCH older.  For the past five years he's been dating and having sex with a 91-year-old great-grandmother . . . but not exclusively, because he's also been dating other older women on the side.  He says he's not in it for inheritance money . . . he says he's just only attracted to, quote, "old ladies."

(Gawker

Florida Is the Most Stressed Out State in the U.S. . . . North Dakota Is the Most Relaxed

A real estate website just ranked the U.S. states by STRESS, based on things like commute times and the unemployment rate.  Florida is the most stressed state in the country, just ahead of Georgia, New Jersey, and California.  The least stressed state is North Dakota.

Mae Whitman is 26.  Amber Holt on "Parenthood".  She's also the voice of Tinkerbell in the Disney fairy movies.

 

 

Pierced mattress actress Alektra Blue is 31.  She's starred in 147 fine films, including . . . "Girlvana", "Face Invaders 3" and "Good Source of Iron 6".

 

 

NATALIE PORTMAN is 33.  After picking up an Oscar for her performance in "Black Swan" she finally got back to her nerd-friendly roots as Jane Foster in "Thor".

 

 

Matthew Bellamy is 36.  The lead singer and songwriter for Muse, and Kate Hudson's baby-daddy.  His father George was part of the '60s rock band The Tornados that had the number one hit "Telstar".

 

 

Tedy Bruschi is 41.  Former New England Patriots linebacker who now works for ESPN.  Apparently he was a golden god during his playing days.

 

 

Rick Renstrom is 43.  Unknown guitarist who was born with arms that aren't fully formed . . . but still taught himself to SHRED on guitar.  And not in a "oh, look at him try his best" kind of way . . . he's UNREAL . . .

 

 

Samantha Strong is 47.  Mattress actress who has starred in 171 fine films, including . . . "Lez Be Friends", "Mammary Lane", "Misadventures of the Bang Gang", "Snatch Adams", "Silence of the Buns" and "Backside to the Future 2".

 

 

JOHNNY DEPP is 51.  Officer Tom Hanson on the original "21 Jump Street", Glen Lantz in the original "A Nightmare On Elm Street" and the slide guitar player on the Oasis song "Fade In-Out".

Michael J. Fox is 53.  Real name: Michael Andrew Fox.  He didn't want his stage name to be Michael A. Fox because, as a Canadian, he thought people would say the "A" like "eh?"  So he picked "J" instead.  (It doesn't stand for anything.)

 

 

Dick Vitale is 75.  OBNOXIOUS COLLEGE BASKETBALL ANNOUNCER, BABYYYYY!

 

 

Jackie Mason is 78.  Old school Jewish comedian.  NO comedian is more old school or more Jewish.  He's the gas station owner, Mr. Hartounian, in "The Jerk".

 

 

Donald Duck is 80.  Disney's most famous pants-less superstar until Vanessa Hudgens.

 

Jackie Wilson  (1934 - 1984)  R&B and soul legend.  During a concert in 1975 he had a heart attack on stage . . . he was in a coma for almost nine years until he died.

 

 

Les Paul  (1915 - 2009)  Responsible for over-dubbed vocals AND the electric guitar.

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 5 days to World Blood Donor Day

• 6 days to Father's Day

• 25 days to Independence Day

• 53 days to Guardians of the Galaxy

• 59 days to Chicago Boot Camp

• 956 days left of "Hope and Change"

224 years ago . . . In 1790, the FIRST BOOK was copyrighted in the U.S. . . . John Barry's "Philadelphia Spelling Book".

 

 

80 years ago . . . In 1934, DONALD DUCK made his debut in Disney's "The Little Wise Hen".  He wasn't wearing pants then, and he still isn't wearing 'em now.

 

 

41 years ago . . . In 1973, SECRETARIAT won the BELMONT STAKES to become the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years.

 

 

36 years ago . . . In 1978, after a 148-year ban, the MORMONS declared that BLACK MEN COULD BE PRIESTS.

 

 

34 years ago . . . In 1980, RICHARD PRYOR suffered third-degree burns over most of his body while "freebasing" the cocaine.  He had to endure two months of painful skin-grafting operations . . . all because COKE DON'T FREEBASE ITSELF!

 

 

21 years ago . . . In 1993, one of the first NHL franchises fled a traditional hockey town for a new warmer, southern market when the MINNESOTA NORTH STARS relocated to DALLAS.

 

 

20 years ago . . . In 1994, LISA "THE LEFT EYE" LOPES of the TLC set fire to the mansion of her then-boyfriend, Atlanta Falcons wide receiver ANDRE RISON.

 

 

Eight years ago . . . In 2006, MEREDITH VIEIRA spent her last day as one of the yentas on "The View".  She got the job co-hosting NBC's "Today" show with Matt Lauer after Katie Couric left.  And this month, Meredith is leaving "Today".

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