10 REAL Things Americans Are Thankful for this Thanksgiving

Because we can text, surf the internet, Facebook stalk and play mindless games without getting off the couch or the toilet (whichever you make it to first).

For allowing us to bond with our families on Thanksgiving over the Lions and how they continue to disappoint.

Although they gave families a reason to hug one another this year.

For being elastic and allowing females to eat as much as they want without having to undo any buttons or loosen anything.

And guys are just thankful for leggings year round.

For bringing old lovers back together just in time for the holidays.

So we can see everyone eating the same exact thing.

Unless you're single & alone... than do yourself a favor and stay off Facebook.

For providing the entertainment.

So we can point out the d-bags of the world.

That we love, but only love seeing once a year.

And the fact that they're in school for 8 hours of the day allowing parents the freedom to day drink.