Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.
Budding Pop Star Vin Diesel Appears on Selena Gomez + Kygo Collaboration ‘It Ain’t Me’
Vin Diesel is apparently a man of many talents.
Joe Jonas Is Sometimes ‘Envious’ of Little Brother Nick’s ‘Artistry’
'I’m envious at times, watching his artistry and how he went so quickly into creating music and an album.'
‘Love Actually’ Cast to Reunite for Ten Minute Mini-Sequel
Love Actually remains one of the most celebrated holiday films of the modern era, and it's finally getting a sequel. Sort of.
Lady Gaga, Britney Spears + More Sign Letter Condemning Texas Bathroom Bill
The letter reads, in part: "How much more can you punish them for living honestly and openly?”
Ed Sheeran Was Denied Entry to His Label’s Grammys After-Party
Ed Sheeran was denied access to his record label's Grammys after-party, which is almost painful in how relatable it is.
Mic Feed From Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl Set Offers Stellar Live Vocals
Isolated audio of Gaga's vocals from her stellar Super Bowl performance has mercifully leaked online, proving what stans have known all along -- Gaga has one hell of a voice.
Louis Tomlinson Asked Steve Aoki to Collaborate Via Twitter DM
"After the night out, maybe a little bit tipsy, I sent Steve a message saying, 'Maybe we should work together.'"
Adele Broke Her Grammy Statue in Half and Offered a Piece to Beyonce
'What the f---k does she have to do to win album of the year?'
Adele Opens the 2017 Grammy Awards With A Powerful ‘Hello’
Watch Adele open the 2017 Grammy Awards with a performance of her 2015 hit 'Hello.'
Khloe Kardashian Celebrates Dropping ‘Odom’ From Her Name With Enormous Passport Cake
Intent on celebrating the reclamation of her famous last name, Khloe celebrated the occasion with an enormous cake.
‘The Hills’ Star Whitney Port Pregnant With Her First Child
Whitney Port has reportedly joined her fellow The Hills co-star, Lauren Conrad, in impending motherhood.