Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Evan Rachel Wood + Jamie Bell Are Expecting Their First Baby
Late last year, 'True Blood' star Evan Rachel Wood tied the knot with actor Jamie Bell in a secret ceremony -- and not a moment too soon. The couple has announced they're expecting their first child.
Lady Gaga + the Osbourne Ladies Are Fighting to the Death in an Internet Battle Royale
After Lady Gaga penned an open letter to Kelly Osbourne that essentially told her to stop being such a bitch (we're paraphrasing here), Sharon Osbourne jumped in to defend her daughter. As a result, insults are being hurled and fans on both sides are involved in heated slapfights.
In other news: Timmy pulled Susan's hair during recess and now he has detention.
Justin Timberlake, Master of Tease, Is Working on New Music [VIDEO]
Once upon a time, Justin Timberlake was a recording artist. And now, after a lengthy hiatus, it seems he's ready and raring to make music again.
Guess he needed some alone time after marrying Jessica Biel to ensure she'd always have someone to open her pickle jars.
Angelina Jolie Takes Care of Cancer Patient in Continuing Quest for Perfection
Whether she's adopting the orphans of the world or taking care of the sick, Angelina Jolie seems poised to make the world a better place, one good deed at a time. This time around, the stunner helped one of her longtime wardrobe ladies who's suffering from breast cancer and too sick to work.
Second Autopsy Reveals Amy Winehouse’s Official Cause of Death
After Amy Winehouse's body was exhumed and an inquest was made into the cause of her death (again), it's finally been confirmed (again) that the 27-year-old singer actually did die of acute alcohol poisoning.
StarDust: Seth MacFarlane + Emma Stone To Hilariously Announce the Oscar Nominees + More
- Emma Stone and Seth MacFarlane to announce the 2013 Oscar noms and Kimye's baby name.
Ariel Winter Enrolls in School, Gives Her Childhood Some Much-Needed Normalcy
'Modern Family' actress Ariel Winter hasn't had the most normal childhood lately. In addition to being part of a perpetually award-winning sitcom, the 14-year-old has been embroiled in the middle of a custody battle between her mother and older sister after abuse allegations came to light.
Naomi Campbell Injured After Getting Attacked and Mugged in Paris Last Month
Former supermodel and upcoming reality show mentor Naomi Campbell was robbed on the streets of Paris while trying to hail a cab, resulting in a torn ligament in her leg. Where were her cell phone throwing skills when she needed them?
Katt Williams Owes More in Taxes Than You’ll Probably Ever Make
In addition to owing his fans apologies for beating and slapping them, the IRS says Katt Williams owes the government $4 million in unpaid taxes.
Which begs the question: Jesus, how much does this dude make?
Katt Williams Is Getting Pretty Used to Those Handcuffs by Now
Maybe Katt Williams should just get his own pair of custom-fitted handcuffs and wear them all the time to spare cops the trouble.
This time around, he was detained by police outside of a Subway “restaurant” on Dec. 20 for parking too close to a fire hydrant, and in response, he's now playing the race card.
Mila Kunis Dubbed a ‘Dirty Jewess’ by Anti-Semitic Ukrainian Politician
Igor Miroshnichenko may have a name that's hard to pronouce, but it really doesn't matter -- right now many of the world's Jewish organizations are just calling the Ukrainian politician "mud" after he went on a Facebook rant and called Mila Kunis a "dirty Jewess."
Simon Cowell + Carmen Electra Are Officially a Thing. Well, Sort Of.
A whole lot of speculation later, Simon Cowell has confirmed that he is non-exclusively dating model and 'Baywatch' babe Carmen Electra, whose name we're almost surprised anyone still remembers.