Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former sex symbol may remember she's had four husbands, but she isn't quite sure how many states America has -- or what they are -- because she once said, "I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
If a lot of celebrities had dictionaries, maybe they wouldn't say so many doltish things. Example: This famous-by-marriage woman once said, "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
If this NBA legend is to be believed, there is no mathematical way to find the third side of a triangle. Ever. This former athlete was once quoted as claiming, "Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem: there is no answer!"
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We don't think this word means what he thinks it means, but a certain former boxer slash actor (who's most recently known for cameos where he stars himself) once told ESPN that after his retirement, "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
Happy Friday. Here’s a ‘Big Bang Theory’ Flash Mob. [VIDEO]
Despite Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' being the most played (and therefore the most reviled) song of the year, you're dead inside if you're not amused by this flash mob organized by 'The Big Bang Theory' cast and crew to surprise their show runners.
Catherine Zeta-Jones Bravely Talks About Her Bipolar Disorder
In the December issue of InStyle, actress Catherine Zeta-Jones opened up about how things have changed since she went public with her bipolar disorder in 2011.
We'd like to officially award her this imaginary Heroine of the Year Award. Seriously.
Ariel Winter’s Crazy Mom Is Still Crazy
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse than allegations of abuse and reverse allegations of statutory rape, things have taken a strange turn in the case between Ariel Winter and her mom, Chrystal Workman.
Robert Pattinson + Jimmy Fallon Have a Water Fight Even We Found Adorable [VIDEO]
We admit we tool on Robert Pattinson pretty hard around here sometimes, but it's less about him and more about his taste in women and the annoying movie franchise that is 'Twilight.'
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.
Bobby Brown Drinks His Way to a DUI Hat Trick
Hide your kids, hide your wife, Bobby Brown is on the road.
Every little step the former New Edition singer takes seems to land him in a jail cell -- this time for his second DUI of the year, and his third overall.
A Penniless Heidi Montag Now Regrets Her Enormous Sweater Yams
Plastic surgery is a Hollywood norm that oftentimes makes celebrities look anything but normal. This did nothing to deter former reality show star Heidi Montag from getting 10 procedures in a single fateful day in 2010, transforming her into tabloid fodder and opening her up to shouts of, “Oh my God, what is that thing?”
And hindsight being 20/20 and all, Heidi now has her regrets.