Jeremy Taylor
Jessica Simpson Squashes Rumors of Breast Reduction Surgery
According to a report earlier this week in the Britain’s Sun tabloid, Jessica Simpson is sick of her large breasts because they “make her look” fat, and she is planning to have her most famous assets reduced before her November wedding to former NFL player Eric Johnson.
However, fans of Jessica’s double D’s can rest easy because the 31-year old took to Twitter on Wednesday and sent out this reass
Shirtless Man Caught Wielding Samurai Sword Evokes ‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs’ Defense
After abandoning his car in the middle of a busy interstate, Cicero, Indiana man Bryon Womack stripped down to his shorts and shoes began marching along the side of the highway while swinging a 35-inch samurai sword ”up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”
Well, it didn’t take long for the police to get involved, and after a brief struggle in which Womack tried to jump in another vehicle
French Man Must Pay Ex-Wife $14,0000 for Denying Her Sex
The French have taken their land of lovers reputation to new, litigious heights after a judge ruled that a man must pay 10,000 Euros ($14,000) to his ex-wife to compensate for a lack of sex during the couple’s 21-year marriage.
Double-Jointed Musician Plays the Piano Backwards [VIDEO]
Evan Patrone has double-jointed shoulders and elbows, which allows him to sit on a bench and play the piano backwards. You’ll probably cringe a little bit when you see his talent in action (nature did not intend for arms to bend that way, right?). And you may continuing cringing, depending on how you feel about Coldplay’s ‘Clocks,’ the song he plays in the clip below:
Benni Cinkle, Girl From Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ Music Video, Now Has Her Own Video [VIDEO]
Benni Cinkle didn’t want to go through life just being known as the pink-shirted girl dancing awkwardly in Rebecca Black‘s viral music video ‘Friday.’ So Cinkle has made her own video, and one with a socially conscious message: It addresses teen issues like eating disorders and cutting.
While Cinkle’s single ‘Can You See Me Now’ won’t be tearing up the charts anytime soon, it’s not nearly as bad a
Finally! Astrophysicist Figures Out Most Efficient Airplane Boarding System [VIDEO]
Anybody who’s ever boarded an airplane knows that there is something terribly inefficient about the slow, agonizing process. Astrophysicist Jason Steffen decided to do something about the messy procedure, using science to develop a plane boarding method that cuts seating times in half.
‘Blue’s Clues’ Host Steve Burns Talks About His Fame-ishness and Date With a Swimsuit Model [VIDEO]
Remember Steve Burns? You might know him better as simply “Steve,” the aw-shucks proprietor of a cartoon house and blue dog, from the popular Nickoledeon kids’ show ‘Blue’s Clues.’
The role didn’t make him a traditional celebrity, but it did make him “fame-ish” enough to be occasionally recognized on the street (often by kids, of course) and to have at least one swimsuit model solicit him for a pl
German Prostitutes Have to Feed a Street-Walking Meter
Prostitution is legal in Germany, and subject to taxation. While the German government doesn’t have a problem collecting taxes from sex workers who operate out of brothels, getting street walkers to pay up has been tricky.
The German city of Bonn thinks they have a solution to this problem: a parking-meter like device which women who solicit on the street put $8.70 into nightly for a ticket that g
Steven Seagal Sued For $100,000 After Driving Tank Through Man’s Home and Killing Puppy
Arizona man Jesus Llovera is out for justice after actor Steven Seagal drove a tank into his home, killing his puppy, during a police raid that was filmed for Seagal’s reality TV show ‘Steven Seagal: Lawman.’
East Coast Earthquake May Have Restored Deaf Man’s Hearing [VIDEO]
Not only was last week’s East Coast earthquake nice enough not to seriously injure anybody, but its rumbling effects may have actually helped a deaf man hear again.
Little Duckling Eats a Big Pizza [VIDEO]
In the clip below, a little fuzzy duckling has an unlikely nosh: a large pizza.
If this video makes you go, “Mmm, duck pizza,” you’re not alone: The YouTuber who posted the recording of his pet going to town on a loaded Pizza Hut pie actually disabled all YouTube comments “due to sick idiots that want to eat him.”
Woman Conned Into Paying $180 for iPad That Was Just a Block of Wood
Ashley McDowell of Spartanberg, South Carolina probably thought she was a master negotiator when she haggled with two men a McDonald’s parking lot for a new iPad, getting the price down from $300 to $180. But when McDowell got home and opened the box, she instead found a plank of wood.