There are plenty of places to go to enjoy the nightlife of Grand Rapids on a daily basis, and those of us who have lived here for a while know that we often have to explain the different bars to new people.

So, we’ve come up with a comprehensive way to explain the bars in GR to your new-to-town friends by comparing them to girls we all know. You know… THOSE girls…

If Grand Rapids Bars Were Grand Rapids Girls

So, there you have it. Next time someone who’s new to town asks you which bar in town you think they’d like, send them this.