Kid Rock Hates His Name

In a no-holds-barred interview (does he give any other kind?) Kid Rock tells Esquire magazine that he "has the worst name in the world". 

Kid Rock says:

Hey, it sounded like a cool rap name when I was sixteen. But it stuck, and now it's me. I'll be an eighty-year-old man — 'call me the Kid'.

The "kid" has a point.  But I can think of worse stage names.  Meatloaf anyone?  Or what about Flavor Flav? 

What's the worst stage name you can think of?