Kids Answer Questions About Marriage

Our friends over at Strange Funny World decided to poll the experts when it comes to marriage. Kids. They sat a group of kids down and asked the hard-hitting questions about marriage, and got some interesting results.

What is the right age to get married?

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." - Freddie, age 6. Freddie is a wise kid!

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." - Derrick, age 8. He has a good point!

What do most people do on a date?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Martin, age 10. A relationship based on lies has never helped anyone, Martin.

What would you do on a first date that was going sour?

"I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -Craig, age 9. Dead columns. They're a thing.

Is it better to be single, or married?

"I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out." - Theodore, age 8. Ha!

The kids had some more interesting, and rather telling things to say about marriage. Check out their other nuggets of knowledge on strangefunnyworld.com!