I've often joked that I wish that Morgan Freeman would follow me around and narrate the mundane things I do every day. "Getting out of bed was hard, but Wendy did it like no one had ever did it before"... That kind of thing. He's awesome. Turns out he's so awesome that he can narrate his own life. Or at least the Chuck Norris-esque joke version of his life. See what I mean after the jump!

"The only reason that you are alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life." I really wish that was the case.