Nick’s Cat Puked The Most Amazing Puke Last Night NSFW

No really, I have never seen any creature do this ever. Not even a human.

Meet Lou (as in Lou Reed). He is the sweetest kitty. He loves to snuggle and likes to lick everything. That's probably why he gets hairballs from time to time. Most cats puke solid waste after a meal doesn't settle. NOT LOU.

I (Nick) woke up at 12:30 last night to my girlfriend screaming to move the puking cat. I couldn't grab him as he was already in the act. Lou would have destroyed all of our bedroom. We were helpless as he created a waterfall of vomit off of our dresser. He didn't even bother to stand up. That's right, Lou is a lazy puker. Ever had to pump water the old fashion way from a well? Yeah...it was a lot like that.

Here's that scene from Team America that pretty much sums up the situation. WARNING NSFW