I have to admit, one of my favorite things to do is scare people. I don’t necessarily like being scared, mostly because I get way into it… I’ve thrown my shoulder out of socket being so scared, but when I get a chance to scare others, I’m all in.

Our building is currently under construction, and we have to have a security guard operate our elevator. Occasionally construction will borrow the elevator and leave it on the 5th floor, where it sits until security climbs the stair or someone walks by and hears the walkie talkie saying “please send the elevator back down”.

The other day I got a call from Bethany, our promotions director, asking if I could send the elevator down… so I did. And of course, I rode it down and scared her and the security guard. I only wish I could have made her pee herself a bit.