A Detroit police officer learned a hard lesson recently when he violated several laws just showing up for police training. But at least he showed up, right?

My Dad always taught me that 80 percent of life was just showing up on time. But he failed to mention that showing up drunk was probably not a good idea. A Detroit police officer learned the hard way that showing up wasted is NOT a good idea.

The sad irony (or stupidity) is that the training the officer turned up hammered for was breathalyzer training!

Maybe he was just trying to see if the other officers were quick enough to detect drunkenness. Well they were. And now he's suspended.