Someone’s Eavesdropping On My Convos Because Now I Have Jury Duty

Word to the wise!  DO NOT TALK ABOUT JURY DUTY, especially if you’ve never had it because someone is listening!

The other day, I was talking with a couple friends at work about jury duty.  As they were talking about either having to sit through a case or being able to get out of it, I mentioned that I’m super lucky and never have been summoned. They both told me I was lucky and that was that.

Until I came home Friday, a mere two days later, and inside the mailbox was this:

ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!

Tell me right now that they’re not listening.  Prove it.  Two days after talking about how I’ve never had jury duty, I now HAVE jury duty.  That’s just weird.

Excuse me while I put my phone in the freezer from now on, so they can’t hear me.