Stupid People Doing Stupid Things: Don’t Be This Guy
If you're going out to party this weekend, whatever you do, don't do this.
A 44-year-old man in Florida was drunk last week and spotted two cop cars. So naturally he thought it would be a good idea to grab a paintbrush and paint his name on the cars.
Well after Rusty painted "Rusty" on the cars he ran off to his home. Later police arrived at his home to question him. If they had any doubts he was the guy, those doubts went away after Rusty threw a bucket of blue paint on the officers.
You can't make this stuff up.
He was arrested for criminal mischief.
The news caught up with him, he told them, "I was a little inebriated and full of stuff and vinegar, and happened to be painting . . . so I walked out there, sat on the curb, and painted my name."
Remember, don't do that this weekend.