Hello Kitty is everywhere these days. Every product that's ever been made has a Hello Kitty version, I'm pretty sure (there's a whole display at Best Buy, I've seen it.) But it turns out that we've all been living in a world of lies because Sanrio, the creators of Hello Kitty, have revealed that Hello Kitty isn't a cat at all. But then... why is her name "Hello Kitty"? This is confusing.
Errrrrbody in Pre-K's gettin' tipsy! Or not. But, there is a new beer on the market that would probably appeal more to your toddler than it does to you. That's right, Hello Kitty beer is now a thing that exists.