You've heard of the "yule log" right? Well this, ladies and gentleman, makes the "yule log" look like a turd burning in the fire.

Let's start out with the basics. The "yule log" is video you can play on your TV that makes it look like you have a fireplace. You can actually watch it on Netflix, and it comes complete with the crackling of the fire, or even some holiday music!

Now, add Ron Swanson...err Nick Offerman and a glass of whiskey, Lagavulin to be exact, plus silence, and you have a phenomenal evening ready to go on your TV.

The Parks and Recreation star will sit there, look at you, and enjoy a glass of his favorite scotch. It's rather relaxing, pretty entertaining, and oddly not creepy at all!