Well, until today, I had no idea that micro pigs exist. But, it turns out that they do, and that they are adorable, and that some of them (like the one in this video) really enjoy having their bellies scratched. 

Turns out, that basically, micro pigs are the same as teacup pigs, and are owned by the likes of the Bekhams and Paris Hilton (because of course she owns a micro pig). I have to admit, I kind of want one (though will never get one because, well, I don't really need a pig traipsing around my house).

Seriously, what's not to love? Adorable little animal? Check. Cute squeaky noises? Check. THE CUTEST TINY HOOVES IN THE WORLD?!? Check x4!