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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Trying to Have Another Kid
You have been warned: KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are trying to reproduce again.
In an Australian TV interview, she said, quote, "We're trying . . . I guess it's, like, all in God's hands."
She added that being a parent has changed her a lot . . . quote, "Just everything has been put into perspective and nothing really matters more than spending time with your family and only doing the things that are really important to you."
(Here's video. The baby talk starts at 3:13. And of course no Kardashian trip to Australia would be complete without a selfie with a koala.)
Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. I think it's fair to say that EVA LONGORIA and SERENA WILLIAMS have very different, but equally sexy, body styles. (Check out more pictures here. And here are some nice bikini shots of Eva.)
2. In a new Instagram photo, DRAKE imagines himself as DRACO . . . as in Draco Malfoy from "Harry Potter".
3. It's really not KIM KARDASHIAN's money or fame that I envy. It's the fact that she gets to do things like go to Australian and hug a Koala.
4. ASHLEY TISDALE is on her honeymoon, hanging out on the beach and sipping drinks from coconuts.
5. This is what it looks like when an 81-year-old billionaire marries a 24-year-old "Playboy" model. Can't you just feel the love?
6. Would anyone mind if we took a trip up ARIANA GRANDE's skirt?
7. Here's some mad cleavage from RITA ORA.
8. Here's an interesting Photoshop job of a young MILEY CYRUS wearing a T-shirt of Miley NOW.
Lindsay Lohan Did Not Handle Whitney Houston's Body Bag
LINDSAY LOHAN wasn't exactly factually correct when she suggested that one of her duties when she did community service at the L.A. Morgue was to "roll a body bag for WHITNEY HOUSTON." The Coroner's Office says, quote, "Ms. Lohan may well have cut and rolled plastic for us (which we use in lieu of body bags), but not specifically for any particular case."
Movies That Should Not Be Made: "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Is Getting a Remake
There's a remake of the 1997 slasher flick "I Know What You Did Last Summer" in the works. The original starred Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Johnny Galecki from "Big Bang Theory" and even a pre-heterosexual Anne Heche.
Tommy Chong is Using "Dancing With the Stars" to Advocate for Medical Marijuana . . . But ABC Won't Let Him Show Pot Leaves or Bongs
TOMMY CHONG wants to use his time on "Dancing With the Stars" to advocate for medical marijuana. He says, quote, "I want to be the poster boy for the marijuana community. They can point and me and say, 'Look at him! He's 76 years old, he can dance, he's healthy, he has a beautiful wife and he smokes marijuana for medical purposes."
Wendy Williams Was Wrong About Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Lasting, So She Ate Crow . . . Literally
WENDY WILLIAMS once bet that KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S marriage wouldn't last 72 days, and said she'd "eat crow" if they actually lasted. It has. In fact, they've made it over 100 days now.
So, on her show yesterday, Wendy made good on her bet . . . LITERALLY. She had a chef come in and cook her a gumbo . . . using ACTUAL crow meat. She said it's "tough" meat . . . but it actually looked pretty good.
(Here's video . . . and here's a screen-shot of her reaction.)
A Sitcom Based on Carson Daly's Life Is in Development
JIMMY KIMMEL and CARSON DALY are developing a sitcom, which is loosely based on Carson's life.
It's about, quote, "a once massively popular VJ, who loses it all and is forced to move back in with his parents and take a job as host of a local radio 'morning zoo.'" Jimmy is writing the pilot himself, and will produce alongside Carson.
The show is being developed for ABC . . . but there's no title, cast or timetable yet.
(Speaking of Carson, check out this photo he posted of himself sleeping with his newborn daughter London Rose. She was born on August 20th.)
Tuesday TV Reminders:
• "Dancing With the Stars" [Results] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. The first elimination of the season.
• "America's Got Talent" . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. The final six acts perform.
• The fourth season premiere of "New Girl" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on Fox.
• The third season premiere of "The Mindy Project" . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.
• "Face Off" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Syfy. The artists create snake-inspired soldiers that you might see in one of the "G.I. Joe" movies.
Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:
• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Julianna Margulies, Jerry Lewis, and Public Enemy.
• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Octavia Spencer, and James Ellroy.
• "Letterman" - Tina Fey, Moody McCarthy, and Kevin Drew. (Repeat)
• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele, David Muir, and Fall Out Boy.
• "Carson Daly" - Nicholas Stoller, Cerebral Ballzy, and Theo Von. (Repeat)
• "Conan" - Kevin Nealon, Dr. Jennifer Berman, and Nick Griffin.
• "Craig Ferguson" - Terry Bradshaw, and Joel Stein.
• "Jon Stewart" - Bill Hader.
• "The Colbert Report" - Unlocking the Truth.
"Godzilla", "The Fault in Our Stars" and "Sleepy Hollow Are Out on DVD
Here's what's new on DVD today:
• "The Fault in Our Stars" . . . Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort are two teenagers who fall in love after meeting at a cancer support group. She's a 16-year-old thyroid cancer patient with an oxygen tank, and he's a 17-year-old amputee in remission.
• "Godzilla" . . . starring "Breaking Bad's" Bryan Cranston, Aaron Taylor-Johnson from "Kick-Ass" as his son, and Ken Watanabe as a Japanese scientist.
• "Think Like a Man Too" . . . The couples hit Vegas for the wedding of Regina Hall and Terrence J. The other ladies are Taraji P. Henson, Meagan Good, and Gabrielle Union . . . and the men include Kevin Hart and "Almost Human's" Michael Ealy.
The 17th season of "South Park" . . . the 14th season of "CSI" . . . the ninth season of "Bones" . . . the seventh season of "The Big Bang Theory" . . . the sixth season of "Castle" . . .the fourth season of "Hawaii Five-0" . . . the second season of "Hannibal" . . . the second season of "Arrow" . . . and the first season of "Sleepy Hollow".
And you might also want to hit Netflix Instant Streaming for "Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie". It's an animated movie where Jay and Silent Bob win the lottery and decide to become superheroes called Bluntman and Chronic.
New CDs from Chris Brown, Slash, and Tim McGraw
• "X", Chris Brown
• "Between the Stars", Flyleaf
• "World on Fire", Slash . . . featuring Myles Kennedy & the Conspirators
• "Bulletproof Picasso", Train
• "Greetings from California", The Madden Brothers
• "You Haunt Me", the indie pop band Sir Sly
• "Partners", Barbra Streisand. A duets album featuring Barbra singing with Lionel Richie, Blake Shelton, Josh Groban, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, John Mayer, John Legend, Michel Buble, Andrea Bocelli, her son Jason Gould, and Elvis Presley.
• "Sundown Heaven Town", Tim McGraw
• "Field Notes", the debut album of country singer Annalise Emerick.
• "Have A Little Mercy", a 5-song EP from country singer Joanna Mosca.
• "The Cowboy Rides Away: Live From AT&T Stadium", George Strait
A 20-track live album recorded in Dallas this past June. Guests include: Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Eric Church, Sheryl Crow, Vince Gill, Faith Hill, Alan Jackson, and Martina McBride, and his 33-year-old son George "Bubba" Strait, Jr.
Five Random Facts For Tuesday
1. Over half of the edits on Wikipedia are made by 0.7% of its users . . . around 500 hardcore Wikipedia users who basically spend all of their free time editing it.
2. When margarine was first created, it was illegal to make it the same color as butter, so manufacturers dyed it yellow. But eventually margarine became more POPULAR than butter . . . so butter manufacturers started dying their butter yellow.
3. Even viruses can catch viruses. The first virus that infects other viruses was found in 2008.
4. Mosquitoes like biting people with type O blood more than any other blood type. Other things that attract them are sweat . . . having alcohol in your bloodstream . . . being pregnant . . . and wearing black, dark blue, or red.
5. Pumbaa in "The Lion King" was the first character to break wind in a Disney movie.
Women Are More Likely to End a Relationship . . . But Take a Lot Longer to Get Over It
According to a new survey on breakups, women are more likely to be the ones to end a relationship . . . but also take 20% to 30% longer to get OVER it.
What Habit in the Bedroom Bothers You the Most?
A new survey asked people to name their significant other's bedroom habit that bothers them the most. The top five are: Eating in bed . . . leaving a mess on their nightstand . . . SMOKING in bed . . . using a laptop or iPad instead of talking . . . and snoring.
1. Eating in bed.
2. Leaving a mess on their nightstand.
3. Smoking in bed.
4. Using a laptop or iPad in bed instead of talking.
5. Snoring.
6. Working in bed.
7. Stealing the covers.
8. Leaving clothes on the floor.
9. Ignoring basic hygiene.
10. Talking in their sleep. (FemaleFirst)
Women Would Rather Look Young Than Skinny . . . Plus the Top 10 Signs They're Aging
A new survey of women over 35 found the majority would rather look YOUNG than THIN. And the top three signs they're aging are wrinkles, sagging breasts, and losing TEETH. Granted, it was a British survey.
The Top 10 Reasons We Want to Move
A new survey asked people to name the main reason they'd want to move out of their house. The top five are: It's too small . . . the yard is too small . . . it needs too much work . . . it's too far from your family . . . and it's in a bad neighborhood.
1. It's too small.
2. The yard is too small.
3. It needs too much work.
4. It's too far away from family.
5. It's in a bad neighborhood.
6. There aren't enough bathrooms.
7. The neighbors suck.
8. It's too close to a busy street.
9. There's nowhere to park.
10. It's not close to public transportation.
A few things that finished just outside the top 10 are: Bad cell phone reception . . . bad Internet service . . . I hate my neighbor's pets . . . and I have bad memories associated with the house. (Daily Mail)
Urban Outfitters Apologized For Selling a Blood-Spattered Kent State Sweatshirt
Urban Outfitters just apologized for selling a 'vintage' Kent State University sweatshirt that features BLOOD spatters and HOLES. Which is a reference to the Kent State Massacre in 1970, when four students were killed by the National Guard during a Vietnam War protest. But they claim it WASN'T a reference to the massacre . . . it was just, quote, "sun-faded."
There's a Shortage of Breast Implants in Venezuela
Venezuela is having a breast implant shortage . . . and that's a big deal, because they LOVE breast implants. It's too expensive to import high-quality U.S. breast implants, so they're importing cheaper ones from China . . . but those are a health risk.
(CTV)
A Leopard Is Terrorizing People Who Stumble Home Drunk in Northeast India
There's a KILLER LEOPARD on the prowl in northeast India and terrorizing people. He's already attacked and killed THIRTEEN people as they were walking home drunk. Forest rangers have tried hunting him down three times but haven't been able to catch him.
NICK JONAS! is 22. Formerly hairless former leader of The Jonas Brothers!
Sabrina Bryan is 30. Cheetah Girls and "Dancing With the Stars" minx.
Alexis Bledel is 33. Rory on "Gilmore Girls" and one of the chicks from that "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" nonsense.
AMY POEHLER is 43. HI-LARIOUS former "SNL" and current "Parks & Recreation" minx. She was married to Will Arnett and they had two kids together. Unfortunately for him they divorced. Now she's nailing comedian Nick Kroll.
(What you might not remember is that Amy played Ruth, the woman with Tourette's syndrome, in "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo"! Don't believe me? Check it out here.) (WARNING! This clip's DRIPPING with foul language.)
Marc Anthony is 46. The FORMER Mr. Jennifer Lopez.
MOLLY SHANNON is 50. Oddly sexy.
RICHARD MARX! is 51. Oddly sexy HAIR.
Jennifer Tilly is 56. Oddly-sexy actress . . . most famous for sharing her fun-stuff with Gina Gershon in that disappointing lesbian sex scene from "Bound". (Awesome in "Seed of Chucky", in which she plays both Chucky's girl Tiffany, AND HERSELF.)
David Copperfield is 58. Sure, you know him as a cheesy magician, but I know him from the 1980 cinematic classic "Terror Train", in which he played a cheesy magician . . . ON A TRAIN.
Mickey Rourke is 62. Randy the Ram in "The Wrestler", Whiplash in "Iron Man 2" and Tool in the first "Expendables". Of course, if you were around in the '80s you remember him from stuff like "The Pope of Greenwich Village", "Nine and a Half Weeks", "Barfly" and "Wild Orchid".
Related Comedy: Mickey Rourke turns 62 on Sunday. He's at the point in his life where he doesn't put candles on his cake anymore . . . because that many would melt his face.
Ed Begley, Jr. is 65. Character actor who's probably most famous for starring on "St. Elsewhere" . . . but to me he'll always be Stan Sitwell on "Arrested Development".
B.B. King. Dead or alive? Answer: ALIVE! He turns 89 this year . . . and is still out there touring.
Peter Falk (1927 - 2011) "Columbo" superstar. His right eye was surgically removed at the age of three, because of cancer.
Lauren Bacall would have been 90. (1924 - 2014) Seventy years ago, in the 1944 classic "To Have And Have Not", she seductively told Bogie, "just put your lips together . . . and blow." I'd STILL nail her.
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• 3 days to Talk Like a Pirate Day
• 16 days to Int'l Day of Non-Violence
• 19 days to World Teachers Day
• 30 days to World Food Day
• 45 days to Halloween
• 857 days left of "Hope and Change"
204 years ago . . . In 1810, Mexicans began their revolt against Spanish rule. (It was a PEEN-CHEE!)
174 years ago . . . In 1840, the term "OK" was first used. A Democratic political group formed in New York City called itself "The O.K. Club." The initials stood for the birthplace of U.S. President Martin Van Buren: Old Kinderhook, New York.
(90 years later, Billie "Buckwheat" Thomas would start the OTAY Club. And it was indeed Otay.) (???)
106 years ago . . . In 1908, GENERAL MOTORS was founded.
46 years ago . . . In 1968, the final "Andy Griffith Show" aired on network TV.
42 years ago . . . In 1972, "The Bob Newhart Show" premiered on CBS.
40 years ago . . . In 1974, PRESIDENT FORD announced an amnesty program for VIETNAM WAR deserters and draft-evaders. It was even considered a failure by the people administering it.
35 years ago . . . In 1979, RAP MUSIC EXPLODED ONTO THE SCENE!
(*The Following is a Very White Explanation of the Historic Event) . . . "Rap, the New York City ghetto music in which the performers chant rhymed and rhythmical verses over pre-recorded instrumental dance tracks, made it onto vinyl with the release of the SUGAR HILL GANG'S "Rapper's Delight" . . .
. . . Sylvia Robinson (formerly of Mickey & Sylvia) formed [Sugar Hill Records] to produce rap records despite industry warnings that rap had no commercial appeal. "Rappers Delight" was recorded over the instrumental break from Chic's "Good Times". The single became a disco smash selling two million copies in the U.S." (Source: Some Honky in the '70s)
26 years ago . . . In 1988, TOM BROWNING of the Cincinnati Reds pitched the 12th PERFECT GAME in Major League Baseball history.
20 years ago . . . In 1994, a federal jury ordered Exxon to pay $5 BILLION in damages for the EXXON VALDEZ OIL SPILL of 1989.
Five years ago . . . In 2009, MARY TRAVERS of PETER, PAUL AND MARY died of from complications from the chemotherapy she was undergoing for leukemia. She was 72.
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