What’s the Most “Seinfeld”-esque Reason You’ve Ever Dumped Someone?

One of the many, many great things about "Seinfeld" was the RIDICULOUS reasons the characters would have for breaking up with people.  Have you ever had that happen in real life?

Here are six of the best "Seinfeld"-esque reasons people have dumped someone . . .

1.  "She was putting mustard on her fries by applying it to her hand first then rubbing it all over the fries.  Then she licked the mustard off her hand."

2.  "It was four days before my birthday and she said she was going to get me a gift.  I knew I couldn't break up with her for at least 30 days after accepting the gift and I wasn't willing to make a 34-day commitment to the relationship."

3.  "She'd wait until she had the bartender's attention and then start to decide what she wanted to drink."

4.  "He was the loudest eater I'd ever met.  He constantly chewed with his mouth open and smacked his lips.  If he REALLY liked it, there were also 'mmms' and 'noms.'  It was like dating Cookie Monster."

5.  "She wore the same deodorant my mom does."

(Reddit)