What’s Your Greatest Accomplishment That You CAN’T Put On Your Resume

Reddit always asks the best questions!

A Reddit user asked other users about their best accomplishment that they wouldn't be able to put on their resume. Here are some of our favorites. Though, we can't say we condone the activity of some of them ;0)

1.  "I sold small amounts of marijuana all through college.  Started with $100 and a half an ounce . . . graduated with over $11,000 cash.  Entrepreneurship AND savings."

2.  "I wrote 10 erotic short stories this spring.  They sold several thousand copies through ebook sales and I made close to $10,000."

3.  "I fell asleep after having sex with a woman in college.  Woke up and she was gone . . . and another woman came in and laid down.  She and I had sex.  Neither one knew about the other one."

4.  "I once went an entire weekend without getting off the couch.  Since you're wondering, I used a jar."

5.  "I'm a white female.  I was shopping and the SOULJA BOY dance song came on.  I did the dance.  A black guy actually asked me to teach it to him."

6.  "I once did such massive business in a toilet that the clog was unclearable and the toilet had to be replaced." 

(Reddit)